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[Gregstrom]

Originally Posted by Ylvali

Preposterous!! Markata are an ancient race and well known in the machakan jungles. And the notion that such a feared spy network as the bane cult would allow confusion between Rishi official diplomats and bandar mafia lackeys is just silly!! Your shallow lies smell of spider venom.

Actually, Marketa are completely unknown in Machaka. Our spiders did seem to like the taste - perhaps there's a connection there?

As for the idea of the bane cult being spies - this merely shows monkey ignorance of the historical richness of Machakan culture. Bane Spiders have never been, and never will be, used as spies. A six foot figure dressed in jet black armour and wielding a glowing sword is, frankly, not sufficiently inconspicuous to be any use as a spy.

It seems apparent to us that the so-called Bandar Mafia are in control of your diplomatic service, and we suggest that some sound governmental housekeeping would be in order.

[Tifone]

*phonecalls Erin Brockovich*

[Tifone]

TO ALL:

Abysia's frenzy on shopping! The Warlocks are going around like crazy with bags full of new clothes and shoes! In this mood, we are fully interested in buying esotical thingies from foreign countries!
We are interested in those nice green N gems, we are opened to buy up to 30 of those in an equal exchange with our virgins. Don't you always get girls if you have gems?
We are also opened in buying another pair or 2 of earth boots. We pay 20 blood slaves or 15 W gems each, don't miss the opportunity!! PM me for the bargain!

PS: Mind that, in order to remain useful for the blood rituals, the virgins MUST REMAIN virgins!!

[Starshine_Monarch]

Originally Posted by Tifone

PS: Mind that, in order to remain useful for the blood rituals, the virgins MUST REMAIN virgins!!

Mr. Tentacles is disappointed at this development since, for as long as Mr. Tentacles can remember, Blood rituals have always seemed to have flopped in Mr. Tentacles's kingdom and Mr. Tentacles really has no other use for voluptuous young virgins. Business before pleasure though. Once Mr. Tentacles's and Mr. Tentacles allies inevitably conquer the surface world, Mr. Tentacles can have all the voluptuous young virgins Mr. Tentacles could want. Mr. Tentacles has waited over 2000 years for this chance, Mr. Tentacles can wait until the end finally comes.

Mr. Tentacles suggests that you send the virgins to Ermor, so that Mr. Tentacles might savor the taste of plundered McFlavious burgers made with spicy, Abysian meat.

Mr. Tentacles will see what he can do about Abysia's fashion issues.

(Mr. Tentacles suddenly visualizes a conversation between a Warlock and his apprentice:
"Apprentice, take a look at this. Do you think these boots make my bum look big?"
"Of course not, Master! You look ~fabulous~!")

[Mithras]

Undead virgin fetish? Need I say more?
Kill the monster!

[Starshine_Monarch]

Silly Ermorians... In Soviet Atlantis, monster kills YOU! AGAIN!

[Tifone]

All those "Tentacles" + "virgins"... all those japanese flavoured popups... iik

PS: For real fabulous, give a look at the Spring/Summer catalogue of our Magentas Armada!! Best uniforms and underwear in the world! (Fashion World War on horizon?)

[Starshine_Monarch]

Originally Posted by Tifone

All those "Tentacles" + "virgins"... all those japanese flavoured popups... iik

Crap, are you really getting popups like that? I wonder if I'd get any points if you can find this page in a Google search for tentacles...

[Tifone]

No, fortunately, you surely got what I'm referring to
Really, who draws those things? Who imagined those for first?

[Starshine_Monarch]

The oldest one that I've heard of is circa 1820.

But I'm sure you didn't need to know that.