New Heroic Abilities

[Leif_-]

These suggestions for new heroic abilities are perhaps not quite serious.

Horrific Halitosis -- Gives the commander a poison cloud.
Celebrated Clumsiness -- Gets decreased precision and attack, but gains trample and a pillage bonus. ("Whoops. Sorry. I didn't mean to do that! Sorry. Sorry. Ummm. Can someone put out the city? I didn't mean to put it on fire. Sorry about that!")
Enormous Endowments -- Gives the commander the seduce ability.
Terribly Thick-headed -- Increase morale, decreases leadership and adds protection value to the head.
Tragically Hip -- Gets awe and increased leadership, but loses head, feet and chest slots. ("You want me to wear what? No way, man.")
Unsung Hero -- No effect whatsoever.
Usenet Veteran -- Gains protection from fire
Really Cool Shades -- Loses helmet slot, but gains leadership and is immune to effects that cause blindness.
Apocalyptical ADHD -- Gains action-points, but has the number of orders you can assign to him reduced.
Redoubtable Chainmail Bikini -- Loses armour slot, but gains protection. If the commander is female they get awe, if male, fear.