Cliche Mod idea

[mivayan]

B0rsuk said:
- new (allied) victory condition: defeat all independents

Bwahaha.

Someone should mod it.

That's so... cliche. awsome.

[Uh-Nu-Buh]

Here here--helmets should be stackable.

Also:
--people should be able to throw one javelins with each hand, i.e. 2 javelins per turn.
--Vorpal Swords
--more bunny rabbits--not enough mods include warrior bunnies, healer bunnies, mage bunnies....
--Vampires vs. Lycanthropes, armed with machine guns. And more hot chicks.
--hot chick mod. Hot chick in chainmail. Hot chick in skimpy spellcasting outfit that lowers encumberance. Hot demon chicks. Succubuses/succubi??. Really really really cool hot chicks with swords and bikinis/bikinii??.
--Dragons!! More Dragons!! Hot chicks riding dragons would be really really really cool!!!
--a spiritual mod. Deeper. More philosophical. Meaningful. With depth. And meaning. And spirituality. Kant, Descartes, Heideger, Neitzche, and Michael Richards can all be different types of Leaders (mages and commanders). We can use troops called Paradox, Paradigm, Fallacy, etc. They will have weapons like Occam's Razor and The Pencil.

[B0rsuk]

Hey !@! I played a game which had Pork Elves of Times Old, and not just that, but also Maces-In-A-Can, Baby Killer Bee(Note the spaces), Sabertooth Lime, Fruit Golem, Can of Magicalness, Undead Elbow Macaroni, Possessed Can of Tomatoes, Rushing Bum, Vampire Clam, Quantum Mechanic, Fiendish Can of Asparagus(... asparagustabs you in the knee ! Ooof !), Gnollish Crossdresser, Gnollish Tyrejuggler, Possibly Giant, Knob Goblin Barbecue Team(includes magically animated grill), Weremoose, and more !
And it has classes as glorious as Seal Clubber, Turtle Tamer, or Accordion Thief.

[UninspiredName]

Uh-Nu-Buh said:
Also:
--Vorpal Swords

Can you rename magic items? A 'Head Finder Sword' actually might not be that hard.

[mivayan]

B0rsuk said:
Hey !@! I played a game which had Pork Elves of Times Old, and not just that, but also Maces-In-A-Can, Baby Killer Bee(Note the spaces), Sabertooth Lime, Fruit Golem, Can of Magicalness, Undead Elbow Macaroni, Possessed Can of Tomatoes, Rushing Bum, Vampire Clam, Quantum Mechanic, Fiendish Can of Asparagus(... asparagustabs you in the knee ! Ooof !), Gnollish Crossdresser, Gnollish Tyrejuggler, Possibly Giant, Knob Goblin Barbecue Team(includes magically animated grill), Weremoose, and more !
And it has classes as glorious as Seal Clubber, Turtle Tamer, or Accordion Thief.

Kingdom of Loathing is the best innuendofilled graphicless singleplayer MMO ever.

[Caduceus]

Vorpal Swords

Calloo! Callay!
He chortled in his joy!

[B0rsuk]

people should be able to throw one javelins with each hand, i.e. 2 javelins per turn.

I protest. That's not cliche enough. Many games don't even have spears, let alone such an obscure ranged weapon like javelin. Problem is, spear requires different animations, because fighting style is different.http://livinghistory.ie/modules.php?...E=Introduction The canon of ranged weapons is: bow and occasionaly shuriken (throwing star). Everything else is too obscure.

--hot chick mod.

Only if they wear black leather.

We can't afford to have mere dragons in the mod, or even dragons of different colors. We need something better. Megadragons, Rust Dragons, Crystal Dragons too ! And dragon cavalry. How about dragons in Province Defence ?

[Uh-Nu-Buh]

Black leather bikini clad chicks in extremely high heels, riding chainmail Megadragons, and cracking a Pleasure Whip that does mind control/domination/turn if MR is not rolled.

Hot Elven Chick mod would be good too. They could use bows. And arrows.

Yeah.

[Mind Elemental]

Uh-Nu-Buh said:
Black leather bikini clad chicks in extremely high heels, riding chainmail Megadragons, and cracking a Pleasure Whip that does mind control/domination/turn if MR is not rolled.

Hot Elven Chick mod would be good too. They could use bows. And arrows.

Yeah.

... and for good measure, make that chick a national hero and name her Katie-ara.

[UninspiredName]

What about Black Dragon Leather? Even better!