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Re: OT: Repository of quotations
"When news breaks, we fix it." - The Daily Show
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May 25th, 2008, 10:36 PM
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Re: OT: Repository of quotations
"If a man says something and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
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Re: OT: Repository of quotations
I think we should try combining these quote for fun. Lets just use the last three and you get something like this. 
When news breaks, and a woman is not there to hear, you won't notice until 5 minutes after the store closes on a Saturday. 
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Re: OT: Repository of quotations
"This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence, and then...explode."
Love that one especially 
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Two of my all-time favorites
From a T-shirt at Disneyworld: "I'm Grumpy because you're Dopey."
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those that wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Tolkien (as if I had to tell you)
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Re: Two of my all-time favorites
"I'm not god. I don't know everything.
*Pause*
I'm not a teenager, either. I don't pretend to."
- Me, interjecting a moment of humor into a philosophical discussion yesterday.
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Re: Two of my all-time favorites
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange æons even death may die
--Achmed the "I just get these headaches"
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June 3rd, 2008, 12:11 AM
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Re: OT: Repository of quotations
It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle.
From the 2008 Hugo nominated book by Michael Chabon "The Yiddish Policemen's Union"
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Re: OT: Repository of quotations
I wonder if perhaps you are aware of a certain Family Guy episode involving an invisible woman and a pickle?
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"Let me get this straight: I've got a bad back, he's got a bad back and you're not supposed to lift stuff - And we're supposed to get this fridge in the truck?" - Me, a minute ago.
We managed.
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