Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Gryphin]

Steps in out of nowhere :: Eases himself around the bits and pieces :: Gets to the bar :: orders a glass of what ever Mac drinks (hoping it is safe ::
Guys I miss this place. Wish I could keep up with and compete with you.
Um, could you put that drink on Growltigga's tab for "Olde Tymes Sake"
Enjoy

[ August 01, 2003, 12:24: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[mac5732]

Mac waves at the Gryphin and order brewskis all around from Taz, he whispers to Taz, "Put it on Dogscoff's Tab "

just some ideas Mac

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Motion is just an illusion. Need proof?..

Check this out.

Cheers!

Well, I was going to stop in for a few after my long, arduous journey. But after seeing this, I don't think I need anything more intoxicating.

[Taz-in-Space]

As Taz finishes putting Mac's drinks on Dogscoff's Tab, he notices the rather large bill outstanding...

Taz takes Dogscoff's Tab over to the Boss for his initials.

'Mr GT, sir, I need you to initial Dogscoff's tab so the collections section can get started on it! '

'Also here is the Flambéed Puppy you asked for...'

As GT eyes the golden brown fire-roasted puppy, Taz hastens to add:

'I didn't harm a hair on any kittens, honest!'

It would be like setting fire to a kitten ... or flambe'ing a puppy!

[Raging Deadstar]

*Suddenly all the pieces of Raging Deadstar start to repel themselves away from Ragnaroks and reform to become RD*

Hey theres no way I'm sharing a body with Rags, i have no idea what his personal hygiene is!

*Raging Deadstar thinks and then makes a quick call to his ship, where after a few minutes a Vanessa Feltz clone appears. RD Pulls out a Quantum Torpedo Launcher and blows Vanessa Feltz into a thousand pieces, which then proceed to get mixed up with the reforming Ragnarok.*

Now the result of this will be fun! A 20 ton Overweight Ragnarok with breasts. Should make good fun for hunting. Of course we better keep Mac away from him/her. With his failing eyesight we could have a problem!

[mac5732]

Mac looks up from his research papers and notices what appears to be a large breasted woman (?) across the dance floor, hmmm, now there's a set of hooters worth looking at, d... just need some stronger glasses tho, she seems to be a little hefty in the hips... hmmmm, as Mac trys to adjust his glasses to get a more pronounced look at the aspiration across the way, "Taz, he yells, pls send the lady across the way a drink and put it on the Gryphins tab"

hastly glass adjusting Mac

[Growltigger]

a Rags/Feltz combination, oh my god RD, what have you done? not even Barry would be able to stop that behemoth should it decide to attach Tokyo??!!

Taz, thanks for the flambed puppy, I am going to have a crack team of inspectors check out your allegatyion that no kitten was harmed, if it was? let's just say furballs wont be much of a problem for you afterward if you get my drift, cos you wont have any........

Someone send the Rags/Feltz thing to Mac, I need to see this.

Erax, good work, now if only you can repair the orgasmatron (hasn't been the same after I went into it with those 4 kylie clones) - Mac may need it very very soon

[Erax]

Umm... sure. I don't have its specs,* just tell me what it's supposed to do and I'll go on from there.

* - A search on the forum turned up nothing, this must have happened WAY back.

[Growltigger]

Erax, if you dont know what an orgasmatron is meant to do, then you are not old enough to be on this thread!

what on earth were you doing with that Giselle Bundchen clone? playing chess? going to the museum? taking her to the zoo?

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Erax, good work, now if only you can repair the orgasmatron (hasn't been the same after I went into it with those 4 kylie clones) - Mac may need it very very soon

GT that is just so very sick indeed! Poor Mac. Should we get him blind drunk so he doesn't recall his encounter or should we be evil and let him suffer!