MP: Primordial Cake - [Game In Progress]

[shunwick]

This Is The Voice of Pythium

General Secretary Comrade Vsevolod today announced the succesful completion of the Abysian War. In a short address he said, "While the peoples of Pythium should rejoice in the success of our brave armies, it should be noted that we regret the obliteration of the nation of Abysia."

Comrade General Clodius, commander of Pythium's 2nd Army Group, praised the steadfastness of the troops saying, "I am proud of the way they conducted themselves in such difficult circumstancs."

It is known that the Great Enchantress Goku of Abysia was one of those killed at the final battle. Pythium's losses were said to be very light.

It has been announced that Comrade Lugalabzu will take over as the Chairman of the Intelligence Directorate. He will replace Comrade Paghat who has been put in charge of Pythium's sewage system. Comrade Paghat was one of the critics of the leadership's handling of the Abysian War. The former Chairman of the Intelligence Directorate was unavailable for comment on his new appointment.

The Peoples of Pythium await further news....

[YellowCactus]

Tavern Gossip around Mictlan spreads that the Ulmish Wars are over. Yet, new threats arise. Three nations invade Mictlan in conjunction. While the priesthood seems unconcerned, peasants begin to pack their wagons in search of lands less chaotic.

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by YellowCactus

Tavern Gossip around Mictlan spreads that the Ulmish Wars are over. Yet, new threats arise. Three nations invade Mictlan in conjunction. While the priesthood seems unconcerned, peasants begin to pack their wagons in search of lands less chaotic.

Make that four, blood-letter. Our high-command has decided that this is a most opportune time to reclaim our ancestral lands that you mercilessly subjugated while we were engaged in a great war with Abysia. The worm has turned, heathen. Prepare to be squished under the feet of our angry elephants.

Even though we don't have a non-aggression pact with your vile nation, we give you fair warning so you can evacuate your forces from our lands.

[YellowCactus]

Oh Poop!

[Gargouille]

War "Jomon against Utgard" this month: Utgard lose 2/6 commanders, 67/126 regulars, 60/60 undeads. Jomon lose 0 commanders and 94 regulars (smalls troops). Next month, our great army walk in Utgard territory. We see the héroes of Utgard, we think lose hard, but we want break Utgard for ever. All enemies of Utgard can go with us for down this kingdom.
This month, many giants are dead, this is good thing.
(and i bad play, bad placement, bad use magic, bad use my commanders, i must learn, i bad play, but Jomon army is realy bigger)

[YellowCactus]

Well there's a ray of sunshine upon an otherwise freezing cold topic!

[shunwick]

This is the Vocie of Pythium

Former jailbird and used-donkey salesman, Lucinus IV (or Big L as like to called), surprised everyone today by turning up outside the Palace of Heroes and demanding entry. It is unclear what effect this will have on the administration.

Meanwhile, in other news, a Central Committee spokesman confirm that military operations are ongoing in the Empire of Gath. Coming so soon after the completion of the Abysian Wars, this news military adventure has raised some eyebrows in certain sections of the administration.

Finally, the coverted Miss Pythium title has been one by Flora of Scythia. Congratulations to a very worthy winner.

The People of Pythium await further news.

[AreaOfEffect]

I've added some icons to the original post. If people would be so kind as to tell me who finished off Ulm and Abyssia, I will award them with a for posterity sake.

[shunwick]

Area of Effect,

I did Abysia, at least, I killed their pretender and the next turn they croaked. I believe Arcocephale may have been at war with Abysia as well so might not be able to take all the credit.

Currently doing Gath. But again T'ien Chi took some Gathian provinces and I believe Ermor may have done Zu the Magnificent. That's Ermor the fluffy bunnies by the way. B I G army of undead and currently doing Patala. Surprised that Patala has not asked for any help.

Ulm was probably Mictlan or Utgard.

You are doing a great job by the way. Really enjoying this game.

Best wishes,
Steve

PS. And I have just seen the icons. Cool!

[Tiavals]

Gath here:

Practically Ermor killed me, but Tien Chi took the provinces after I had fallen. Technically I still have a province or two left though.