Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Gregstrom]

I'd expect a substantial annual dividend and a seat on the board of directors if I made a substantial investment.

[Starshine_Monarch]

What a time for Bwaha to drop, just so he could avoid me threatening him into telling me how his Void Gate works. I think he may have a defective model.

After capturing the Void Gate, my Seers have tried for months to goad something into coming out, only to have their supervisor dragged through the gate by an invisible force after fighting back a tide of semi-sentient ichor of a color that defies description. We're not sure where he is now, or even if he's still alive. However, if you happen to spot a little old man in blue robes screaming, twitching and defecating uncontrollably, please do him a favor and put him out him out of his misery.

[Tifone]

Yay, we've seen your old man around. We tried hard to put him out of his misery as you requested, with a very funny manhunt which lasted some days, but he finally disappeared once again in time and space.

He did, however, give us some childish drawing he made, for it to be delivered to you. Here it is.

Seems some kind of advice to you, not to play with higher stellar forces you can't fully comprehend, but simply it just says:

[Ylvali]

One of our rishis, Amaropama, almost reached nirvana, but immediatly came back to earth complaining some annoying little human in blue robes was occupying the path to enlightment. Obviousvly the despiccable little baldy had been singing a rude song about some giant octopus while making obscene gestures, breaking the rishis concentration.

From this day Amoropama meditates with a markata dressed in blue robes imitating the blue robed man in front of him to prepare him for this ultimate trial. Many rishis have followed his example, and a new cult is being formed around this practice.

The markatas employed to wear the blue robes have taken on the custom to wear the robes all the time, forming a cult of their own, and are beginning to be feared and awed among their brethren. They are now leading groups of crazed markata in battle against the spider people, marching forward in the most obscene manner, screaming out their chant of the giant dirty octopussy that will swallow their enemies.

[Gregstrom]

What do you do when you see a little blue human in front of you?

Stop and cheer him up, of course!

[Bwaha]

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To my liberal friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;”

PLUS

“a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.” (Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

To my conservative friends: Merry Christmas and have a happy new year.

[Tifone]

Thanks for your liberal one I apply to!! Best wishes to you too my friend!

[Ylvali]

Thats wonderful bwaha! And now I´m stealing it if thats ok with you.

Oh, and merry whatever to you too!

[GrudgeBringer]

Yep.....What HE said goes to all MY Liberal friends also!!!

I also am going to have to steal this and sent to my ULTRA Conservative Girlfriend. I am going to do this she can at least TRY and wish her sometimes Moderate, sometime Liberal, and sometimes CRAZY friends a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year also.

And to you my friend...Have a Joyful and Merry Christmas and a Profitable/Safe/and Happy New Year!!

[Bwaha]

Take it and enjoy the laughs. I heard it on the radio and damn near fell off my bar stool laughing. Its much better spoken...