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Raging Deadstar · #**271** April 27th, 2004, 04:34 PM

I'm light years away in a far away galaxy communicating by Macs laptop...

Go for high body Count

Ragnarok · #**272** April 27th, 2004, 04:57 PM

Whilst RD and Tigga are not looking Ragnarok slips past them. Ragnarok then looks for the shares to erase his name but then he notices that RD signed them in invisable ink, therefore there is no name on them right now. Ragnarok pulls out a permanant marker and signs the shares in RDs name. Then slips back outside the way he came in and no one even noticed him.

Once Ragnarok returns to his hideout he hacks into RDs computer and starts making Messages come to Tigga that read "Tigga, this is RD...you are fat and have bad body oder!" Many other Messages such as this are sent all the while Tigga thinks it is RD that is doing this.

Ragnarok sits back and then sends RD a nasty virus that wipes his computer completely and he then laughs evily.

[ April 27, 2004, 15:58: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

Raging Deadstar · #**273** April 27th, 2004, 05:08 PM

*RD Laughs hilariously as he watches the goings on over at the cantina. On His computer*

"Rags, Rags rags. *Shakes head* You are aware those were the new shares for the original Cantina that GT Owns...No, Oh well

I guess you own the Phong's head... And you have a very angry ex-owner next to you"

"Also, i'm not there

And the computer you just hacked was Mac's, currently i am several Hundred Light years away in an Unknown Destination laughing at you..."

"Of course you could keep the shares i have bought in your name and plead for GT Not to destroy the cantina you now own

"

Ragnarok · #**274** April 27th, 2004, 05:13 PM

My dear friend, of course I knew that. But when you signed them into my name you used invisable ink! Therefore my signature is no longer on it and I signed yours onto them. So you now own the Cantina and I am sure Tigga will not be happy with you.

"Also, i'm not there

And the computer you just hacked was Mac's, currently i am several Hundred Light years away in an Unknown Destination laughing at you..."

I hate to disappoint you once again my friend. But working in the IT and computer fields for a living I traced your IP through Macs computer back to your secret hiding spot/unknown destination. Whilst I did infect Macs computer (sorry about that Mac) I got yours as well as I did not want to leave any stone unturned.

Raging Deadstar · #**275** April 27th, 2004, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
My dear friend, of course I knew that. But when you signed them into my name you used invisable ink! Therefore my signature is no longer on it and I signed yours onto them. So you now own the Cantina and I am sure Tigga will not be happy with you.

"Also, i'm not there And the computer you just hacked was Mac's, currently i am several Hundred Light years away in an Unknown Destination laughing at you..."

I hate to disappoint you once again my friend. But working in the IT and computer fields for a living I traced your IP through Macs computer back to your secret hiding spot/unknown destination. Whilst I did infect Macs computer (sorry about that Mac) I got yours as well as I did not want to leave any stone unturned.

Lol, Rags, I have the legitimate papers here on my desk. And they're in your name

As for Computers, well we of the Deadstar Continnuum don't use IP Addresses, and Not Windows either (we ain't that evil!) Our computers are obviously more advanced than yours, considering you have to overturn stones to find stuff on yours

Look on the brightside, you have a cantina

On the darker side i just took control of the cantina defences and have a Wall mounted Red Hot Poker Cannon aiming directly at you...

*Rd Wonders though....who's shares did Ragnarok sign, and who's computer did he just blow up

*

And of course even if this cantina was still in my name, I never said i didn't want GT to test out this giant cannon on it. So i guess you're fried Raggamuffin

[ April 27, 2004, 16:25: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Power Man · #**276** April 27th, 2004, 06:28 PM

As the dust settles and the SMELL dissipates Power Man Looks over the Battle Field. It came down to the barbed wire but my barricade of Log and Log-Log tables held off the mongoose. My Cobras and old Battle AX kept them at bay.
What a Battle. Even out numbered 3 to 1 GT still wins!!
I am sure it will make a fine story and be added to the rest of the Tales there in Canterbury.

Note to GT: You are the one who must be seeing things. That is not me in the cantina. I have been out in the field cooking your Mongooses (Mongeese??) The only Old One is "get an idea" Mac.

I must get a better English-English to American-English translator. I don't know if was the "oop North" accent but some of the terms just did not translate.
I mean just what is a "Cumbrian Knigggut" ??

It was fun but now I must leave. England may be God's land, but as the song goes, "The Bluest Skies are in Seattle." I am off to explore, and conquer my latest SE4 universe. ( I am using an expanded system name file and now have over 250 systems to take over.)

Power Man takes out his portable hair dryer and uses it to dry up GT's DAMPing field.
As the power comes back the small ship slowly disappears.
The Last thing to fade away is my smiling face in the window."

Well so long, or in English-English, TA TA …

PS.. Congrats on your promotion Captain RD.

Raging Deadstar · #**277** April 27th, 2004, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Power Man:
I must get a better English-English to American-English translator. I don't know if was the "oop North" accent but some of the terms just did not translate.
I mean just what is a "Cumbrian Knigggut" ??

Ooop North is basically "Up North" with a dodgy accent.

The Last one is.....On second thoughts i don't think you'd want to know.

And Thanks for the congraltulations Powerman, good luck conquering the universe

Renegade 13 · #**278** April 28th, 2004, 01:12 AM

Now that the chaos has calmed down, Renegade gingerly pulls the very uncomfortable pointy object from his rectum, and climbs down from his perch to survey the damage. Dropping down onto the floor, which made a squishing sound as he walked on it, from all the gore, Renegade walks up to Growltigga and confronts the tyrant:

"What was that unprovoked attack for?!?!?? I was harmlessly watching the action, and you just up and violated me with a very painful object!! I expect an APOLOGY!! NOW!!"

After stating his demands in a reasonable fashion, Renegade slowly backs towards the door (and possible escape, in case of more red hot poker cannons

), and faces the big Cat.

Growltigger · #**279** April 28th, 2004, 01:28 AM

The knacker nibbling mongooses, having sunk their sharp (yet steely) fangs in the scrotal regions of Mac, pull back in horror, spitting frankily, holding their little rodent noses and pulling faces... "ooh great commander, we will happily chew the cojones off anyone, be they living, dead or somewhere inbetween, but even the most heinous and disgusting lord of the nether regions has better bodily hygiene than this old codger, its tastes like really moldy old parmesan.. blyuuurrrkk!!

The mongooses head towards Power Man and savage him instead!

Renegade, lurking in the rafters, fails to notice the air artillery corp of the Byzantine horde tracking in on him. Several guided red hot poker anti-aircraft cannon loose their munitions, and the silly old sod is blown off through the ceiling.

GT, in the midst of smashing a were gerbil to pavement pizza with a piece of censor, notices Woundworts' transmogrification. If he wants quantum technology, quatum technolgy he gets. Pressing a button on betsy the axe, GT laughs as the nasty Virginian disappears from the cantina, and reappears suspended in mid air over the deepest canyon in the land. A la Wild E Coyote, Woundwort disappears into the depths, smashing into the bottom with a puff of smoke and a resounding crunch..

Having massacred the were gerbils and conservatives, an all out assault is launched on Raging Deadstar. No oikish northerner is going to give defiance to the great kat in his own cantina.

Cry havoc, and let slip the rodents of war.

Cue, explosions, screaming hordes, mayhem etc oh, and a small aubergine

General Woundwort · #**280** April 28th, 2004, 01:39 AM

Well, I guess that being suspended over a canyon means I'm out of the damper field, right?

{punches a few buttons on the wrist computer...)

"Sancho... NOW."

Woundwort transports out of the way of the approaching granite, to... somewhere else. Sorry, guys, you're on your own as far as the rest of this brawl is concerned. I've got an empire to build (for the PBW company to tear apart), and a Mod to unleash.