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Old January 25th, 2005, 08:12 PM
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181. Gilligans Ship. (A three-month flight...)
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Old January 25th, 2005, 08:34 PM
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Wouldn't that be Gilligan's Colony?

You could call your colony ships "SS Minnow" for an obscure reference.
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That's The Minnow actually.
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On a related subject, I used to have a gameboy sub game where you could name your Sub. My was the US Sub Standard.

Worst name for a ship:

HMS. Invincible, as this name alone will result in the immediate and, often, pathetically stupid destruction of any ship.

- SS. Can't Hit Me
- USS. Essess
- Sinker
- Flounder
- Derelict
- Dereliction of Duty
- SS. Oceanus (a Passenger liner that went down in 1991 and the crew all bailed and left the passengers behind. Note the captain was given a new command a few weeks laters of a Ferry).
- Any ramming ship named "dodge" or "jumper"
- Any tanker or highly-flammable ship named after a living, ruling emperor.
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196. Cloakable Planet-Killer (While it's parked in the open at your training planet cluster just off his home system)
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Go simple....

Hydrogen
Helium
Lithium
Beryllium
Boron
Carbon
etc, etc.

Take variations on that theme, such as certain chemicals or the chemical names of drugs.

Hydrochloric Acid
Benzene
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Cyanide
Venlafaxine
Acetamenophen
etc, etc
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Geoschmo, you have perhaps read Schlock Mercenary May 13 2001?
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195. Toenail One
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