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June 19th, 2008, 03:17 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
A moose once bit my sister.
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June 19th, 2008, 03:36 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
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Kristoffer O said:
How many of you have actually seen a moose?
There are a couple of hundred thoudsands of them here in Sweden and about 9 million humans. I've seen plenty more humans than meese
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As someone who nearly collided with a moose while (in the city, while bicycling), I can vouch for their universal stealthiness. 
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June 19th, 2008, 04:22 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
I have seen a moose in the wild. I even have a photo. They are sneaky for their size, and did not raise any suspicions that I might be about to be attacked by goblins! There are many more elk than moose around here though.
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June 19th, 2008, 05:24 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Agrajag - how many meese are there in that picture?
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June 19th, 2008, 06:05 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
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Agrajag - how many meese are there in that picture?
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32
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June 19th, 2008, 06:54 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
I counted only 31. Where's the last one, hugh?
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June 20th, 2008, 12:07 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
He's behind the banana tree. You can just see his tail.
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June 20th, 2008, 01:26 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Snooked by meese!
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon10.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon10.gif[/img]
I can honestly say that I have never spotted a single moose in the wild. I know, the skeptics will point out that I live in [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Flag_USA.gif[/img] Kansas [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Flag_USA.gif[/img], but those sneaky boogers have just eluded the naturalists for centuries in these parts. I also spent several years working in Florida, Alabama and even in the mountains of West Virginia and in that time I spotted more alligators and bears than meeses (or goblins).
In an attempt to catch one of the sneaky devils I feel it is my duty to place a special device in this thread. Hopefully we will awake in the morning to find the carcass one of these elusive creatures so that we may study it and learn more of the madness that is the sneaking moose:
****MOOSE TRAP****
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grenade.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img]  [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grenade.gif[/img]
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June 20th, 2008, 02:52 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
This thread is getting silly.
Although, I have seen a moose in the wild. From about 30 feet away. I came upon one while fishing a creek in the Yellowstone mountains. And though she was quite as surprised to see me as I was her, I beat a hasty retreat. Moose are Huge!
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June 20th, 2008, 04:30 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Sneaky Huge!
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