Monkey PD is crap

[Gandalf Parker]

But.. but.. but..
in that other thread they said that ALL PD was crap! Dont spend any money on PD. Ever!
So does that mean that no nation can ever win?

Gandalf Parker
--
In Dominions, if it looks like a killer strategy
then look at it again carefully.
In Dominions, if it looks like a total waste
then look at it again carefully.

[Hadrian_II]

Originally Posted by Squirrelloid

Inconceivable!

Lanka has monkey PD
No nation with monkey PD can possibly win
Therefore Lanka can not have won a game.

This logic is irrefutable. Any reports to the contrary are lies and propaganda spread by the monkeys!

this logic can now even be extended to kailasa

[Jarkko]

Originally Posted by Fantomen

Bah! Caelian PD can *rout itself* without external help, let me see those monkeys repeat that glorious feat.

Macahakan PD is quite capable of that too. In one of my SP test games I built a 50 strong Machakan PD, with the idea that I bring in the pretender to cast Army of Lead (I had this cunning plan, on paper it did look wonderful). Had to cast Summon Earthpower first though, and before round two and Army of Lead the Macahakan PD had already routed itself.

Oh the beauty of chucking javelins at the unprotected backs of your mates (the suckers without protection are the fastest (and all these years I thought "reds go fasta", sadly it is not true for Machaka ) and thus they rush in first, of course) and then promptly routing because of the losses that caused...

[Swan]

This was a funny reading

[Ferrosol]

Originally Posted by Squirrelloid

Inconceivable!

Lanka has monkey PD
No nation with monkey PD can possibly win
Therefore Lanka can not have won a game.

This logic is irrefutable. Any reports to the contrary are lies and propaganda spread by the monkeys!

Double plus ungood citizen, and remember war is peace, ignorance is knowledge and freedom is slavery.

[Sombre]

All you jokers are missing the point. The bigger dinosaurs can be found at the edges of the island.

[Sir_Dr_D]

If you are in an MP game, and you have a nation with weak PD, just put a bog beast in each province. No one will want to attack you then.

[Belac]

Or build a fort in all your provinces. Bandar Log's White Ones are recruitable-everywhere, so BL already wants lots of forts.

[Sombre]

Uh Oh Serious Response.

[Stavis_L]

No no, he's saying to build a fort in *all* provinces. So that when the monkey PD is steamrolled and the province is captured, they suck the resources out of the captor's lands. It's a Trojan monkey...er, horse technique! Brilliant!