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[mac5732]

SAXON.. you old Gnu smoocher, good to see you back on the forum... even if you are trying to run my tab up ( the old one walks over to the pie dispenser, puts in his credits, takes out 2 lemon cream pies and lets fly at Saxon, Just to make him feel welcome and at home )

see post in origins pics and origins

[Raging Deadstar]

It's taken me 2 years almost, and a lot of hard work on my buttocks part but i thought i'd grace this place with my 1000th post, i'm pretty sure my first post was in here all those Violent days ago so raise your glasses folks.

The Major demands it

[ June 28, 2004, 21:37: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[mac5732]

The old one raises his brewski in salute, and just to be sure RD feels at home, walks over to the pie dispenser, puts in some credits, takes out 3 cream pies, walks over to RD smiling and lets fly....

[Raging Deadstar]

RD smiles, knowing full well the retribution he was going to get and dodges, the Pie in almost bullet time movement flies past his shoulder and hits renegade in the face

Haven't you ntoiced how everything is so less violent without GT around. We're using pies and when he returns he brings out weapons of mass torture! Anger Management Therapy perhaps....

Runs into the Kitchen and comes running out with a Hose, spraying everyone in sight with cold, wet (you were expecting dry water ) water!

Nothing worse than being sprayed with freezing water by a guy with a big grin

[David E. Gervais]

Having anticipated something like this, I had all my clothes coated with dry-ice powder. When the spraying water finally got to me and I got all wet,.. well, now there is a steady stream of fog rolling down off my body. Hey this really is 'Cool' (pardon the pun) Now if I could only get my eyes to glow.

Cheers!

Q: Is attaining the 1000+ post mark the equivalent of 'Knighthood'? If so, welcome to our round table RD.

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Having anticipated something like this, I had all my clothes coated with dry-ice powder. When the spraying water finally got to me and I got all wet,.. well, now there is a steady stream of fog rolling down off my body. Hey this really is 'Cool' (pardon the pun) Now if I could only get my eyes to glow.

Cheers!

Q: Is attaining the 1000+ post mark the equivalent of 'Knighthood'? If so, welcome to our round table RD.

I believe it is more a Requirement for the "Shrapnel Sad geezers who post way too much" Category.

Having said that Mac sure wouldn't mind the Chainmail lady from the Origins Photo threads to be on our round table, would ya Mac?

[mac5732]

The wize one, (holding and umbrella and attired in a full raincoat), has researched the likely hood of a gender of the feminine species being among those honorable and virtuous ( ) knights of old at the renown roundtable. After exhaustive study, research, and reading, I have determined that other then some camp following bimbos, none were found to have partaken in the bloody meham of that fine body of warriors. However, after close scruteny, I must profess that if the knights of old had seen the chainmail fox, they would have assuredly invited her to join their most prestigious company. So with that being said, I must profer that the young filly in question be enshrined within the roundtable of the cantina in all her glory. Her full length photo in a large glossy, should be hung over the bar within these fine precepts .

Having put forth his formulated answer, walks over to his table, reaches down and pulls a hidden lever underneathe. Immediatly there is a loud rumbling, the roof open and drops hundreds of rotted "O....." on top of RD engulfing him in a blitz of crying wonder

[ June 29, 2004, 16:45: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by mac5732:
Having put forth his formulated answer, walks over to his table, reaches down and pulls a hidden lever underneathe. Immediatly there is a loud rumbling, the roof open and drops hundreds of rotted "O....." on top of RD engulfing him in a blitz of crying wonder

Mac, after that reply i'm crying with laughter already

The question is would Mac prefer Liz Hurly in that dress? A deep ponderous question for the old wise one i must say

[mac5732]

AAAHh, A most profisdious question, in regards to the most venerable Liz Hurly vs ChainMail fox. In reality there is no doubt within these old bones, that Liz Hurley would still be rated #1. In fact if one looks behind the cantina bar, they would notice a very large glassy photo of LH in her red suit that she wore in bedazzeled hanging in the place of honor. However, there is plenty of room to render the chainmail fox's pic upon the walls of the photos of honor on that long and far reaching wall. In fact the Taz has kept the area well groomed for just these types of situations.....

[Raging Deadstar]

Glances at the very well groomed area of wall reserved for such areas

It looks rather bare, I think the Cantina needs a makeover I'm sure the very *ahem* academic brains of this fine establishment could conjure something up.

I wonder if the "Chainmail Fox" knows the fan club she's inspiring