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June 2nd, 2004, 11:26 PM
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You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
You might be a red neck emperor if:
1. You have 30 war ships and they are all on blocks orbiting your planet.
2. If you attend family reunions for the sole purpose of finding another wife.
3. If you closest ally is your cusins empire in the Ridge runner belt.
4. Your palace is nothing more than an old wrecked alluminum shed.
5. If all of your ships have dirt floors.
[ June 03, 2004, 05:00: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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June 2nd, 2004, 11:51 PM
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Major
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
ships on blocks? you mean mothballed... ;P
6. your palace has a porch. with old washing machines on it. and 15 cats
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June 3rd, 2004, 12:02 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
7. Your stellar navy uniforms are "Big Foot" space ship crusher wife beater t-shirts that were purchased Last SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Stone washed blue jeans with Romuland Ale stains, and a Joe Krill cigarette hat.
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June 3rd, 2004, 12:04 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
8. And the codes of grooming allow MULLETTS!!
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June 3rd, 2004, 12:10 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
9: All your speeches start with Howdy y'all.
10: Your honor guards looks like Phongs, but they are your cousins.
11: Your coat of arms is the Confederate flag.
[ June 02, 2004, 23:12: Message edited by: primitive ]
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June 3rd, 2004, 12:12 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
12. Your weapons all have names like Spit Gun, Chew luggy, fart bLaster, and burp gun.
13. If you settle disputes over territory at a tractor pull.
14. If your favorate meal is found dead along side the space shipping lanes.
15. If you consider Duck Tape the ultimate repair tool.
16. If your palace has more stellar miles on it than your Flag ship.
17. If your ships hulls are comrised of duck tape and Bondo.
18. If you have 15 wives and they are all related to you by blood.
19. If your mother is also your sister.
20. If the Emperor that came before was killed while drinking a beer and telling fart jokes.
[ June 02, 2004, 23:31: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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