Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Bwaha]

No problem Gb. Okay, we want one more player to replace Gb. Now we have to discuss what map we want. It really shouldn't matter much. Any suggestions? I would like to start the game Saturday. So any comments, questions, ect...?

[Bwaha]

Hey someone get a copy of the game to Terry Pratchett. Hmm, on second thought, don't. I would easily be trumped by him.

On Illithid humor, it is a common occurrence for Illithid humor to be found too deep for the surface dwellers. In view of this we will open to deserving students, The most excellent Rylah School of Cuisine. There they will be taught the course, To Serve Man. More on this later.

Back to the subject of the map. What do you think of the Pangaea map? I want a map thats easy on the eyes, yet fun to play on. So please ask the more experienced players for suggestions. Thanks, I will be back at about 20:30 PST.

[Mithras]

Ooh another Prachet zealot!
Note I'm making ermor into a spoof USA,as satire isn't one of the most apreciated forms of comedy I will offer the following disclaimer:
If anyone is a Bush-ite (If I didn't edit this bit then my reason for editing would obviously be a lie- my first encounter with automatic internet censorship doesn't seem to have gone well, sorry serious again now), a fervont US patriot, support the rupblican candinates for the whitehouse (Thanks to whatevers up there for Sarah btw)and/or don't want to see anymore of my silly little sentences in brackets. Then speak now, if not then I'll just get on with my plans for exploiting Machaka's resources.
Thank you for reading

[Starshine_Monarch]

Did you guy's know that the uncontrollable urge to make jokes and puns is actually a form of mental sickness called Witzelsucht? There have only been a few definite cases, but the first confirmed case, and the case credited with naming the disease was in a remote Ulmish castle on the coast. A local smith with a tendency to slur his words would often scold his apprentice, Witzel for making horrid puns during work with the line "Witzel, sucht up." How was he to know that during the next few months the rulers of R'lyeh would storm their castle, reducing everyone to gibbering madmen?

To summarize, if another player's jokes start getting worse and more numerous, it means Bwaha's punishing them in-game.

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[Tifone]

That one was horrible, plain horrible, quite enjoyable though

(Bwaha, I think you're missing to update or at least answer to Crust's entrance in our little club with C'tis, see? )

How many more players are we waiting for akshualy?

[Bwaha]

Thanks Tifone, I missed that completely. I think one more player will be fine. If no-one else wants to join thats okay. Everyone ok with Pangaea map? Saturday I will close the game to new submissions. Thanks guys, I can see this battle of "wits" will be quite funny.

[Starshine_Monarch]

I'll have to go familiarize myself with it, but I'm OK with Pangaea.

[Mithras]

Sounds fun, I can post around saying the one god George must have created everything otherwise we'd all be medium sized lizards trying to be bigger lizards... (Yes imagine what it will be like when I get Ry'leh starts beating me )
Ps. I should really get someone to write a program that doesn't let me type anything on this machine after 22:00 because it obviously doesn't do much to benifit the internet community.

[Bwaha]

Excerpt from textbook. "To Serve Man": On the subject of Illithid Mind Blasts, As you know the surface dweller use a similar method to paralyze their victims. But our method is much superior, we simply target one part of the brain, the part that controls reflexive humor. It is much easier to make the subject collapse from giggles than to freeze their whole brain. The benefits of this process include improved texture and a considerable increase in flavoniods...



Allright signup is closed. Sorry guys Llama server doesn't support the suggested mod. So Worthy Heros is the sole mod. So lets weigh anchor and set sail. Send in your pretenders. Bwaha ha ha ha.

[Tifone]

Ehm, as my extreme n00bness wasn't maybe self-evident yet, I'm gonna ask which "Pangaea" map are you guys referring to. Do you mean "A Pangaean Earth"? Not to split hairs on the name, it's that just I don't get what should I download