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April 10th, 2008, 07:41 PM
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Re: !!!Jomon News Flash!!!
Boo Pythium! Boo!
Bad, Evil, Sordid, Smutty, Stinky, Gross, Overweight, Ugly, Oogly-Eyed, Illegitimate, Smarmy, Skanky Pythium. Boo!
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April 10th, 2008, 07:51 PM
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Re: !!!Jomon News Flash!!!
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Not sure how this factors into the Pythium-Arcos-Pan "alliance" but someone might be getting bent over...
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Pangaea bends only with the wind in the trees, and have massed troops en route to utgard to ensure the agreed division of VPs (ie one each) from the attempted conquest of Man is upheld.
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April 13th, 2008, 10:21 AM
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Turn 63
Turn 63 is out.
Deadline is TUESDAY.
Sorry for not getting the turn out sooner.
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April 13th, 2008, 07:27 PM
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JNN Reports
Jomonese spies inside the walls of Utgard report that Pythium attempted to storm the fortress this past turn. Had he succeeded we'd be congratulating him now on the win, but luckily he was repelled for the time being by Man's graveyard of Tartarians.
However, Jomonese Intelligence Agency reports his massive, scary army has now moved onto Utgard itself and will likely repeat the storm attempt this coming turn.
We call upon all sorcerers to draw down whatever powers they can muster to save Utgard!
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April 13th, 2008, 07:36 PM
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Jomonese spies inside the walls of Utgard report that Pythium attempted to storm the fortress this past turn. Had he succeeded we'd be congratulating him now on the win, but luckily he was repelled for the time being by Man's graveyard of Tartarians.
However, Jomonese Intelligence Agency reports his massive, scary army has now moved onto Utgard itself and will likely repeat the storm attempt this coming turn.
We call upon all sorcerers to draw down whatever powers they can muster to save Utgard!
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This cannot be so, what is this treachery? The people of Marignon call upon the serpent lords to honor their agreement with their allies Pan and Arco!
Foolish though they may be for bringing the land of Epotara to this pass, surely Pythium does not intend to claim victory through such underhandedness! 
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April 13th, 2008, 08:42 PM
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Will the stream of anti-Pythium propaganda ever end? Or people's willingness to buy into it ever waver? What will be the next in this finest of entertainment series? That I am in possession of every single one of the elemental royalty and have 5000 of each gem type?
Remember that you are being fed these "news reports" by my greatest enemy...
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April 13th, 2008, 10:58 PM
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Re: JNN Reports
If there is indeed trechery afoot, the Pans will have found a new target for their desire for blood. If not, then ...meh... Men will do nicely.
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April 13th, 2008, 11:20 PM
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Re: JNN Reports
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Remember that you are being fed these "news reports" by my greatest enemy...
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Marignon humbly craves Pythium's pardon. We claim no special knowledge of this situaion, and are indeed relying on information obtained from elsewhere. That said, we note that Pan seems a bit uncertain of this matter...
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April 13th, 2008, 11:37 PM
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Re: JNN Reports
The Lord of Pangaea has yet to read the scout reports on the latest developments. Too much revelry, bodypainting, assorted nudity and merriment. We will comment with more certainty after work.
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April 13th, 2008, 11:42 PM
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Re: JNN Reports
Pythium is as slippery as the swamp snakes he employs (and we in Jomon say that with the utmost of respect for his wily veteran ways).
Read closely Epotarans and see if you can find a denial amidst his worm tongue remarks.
Even though Oponn might be lying scalpless, fertilizaing a Pangean vine ogre nursery, we in Jomon seek to fight on. Rise up we say, cast away thy veils of blindness and smite down the serpent devil while there is still time!!!
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img]
And why don't we just ask the elusive Lord of Man who once was the most prosperous and advanced of all of our nations?
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Great song -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7loLxor-Hsg
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