MP: Primordial Cake - [Game In Progress]

[revenant2]

These turns are becoming rather involved. Actually, that's a massive understatement because they were involved about 70-turns ago and now they are on a whole different plane; I'm literally spending hours every night working on them.

No complaints though since this game more then feeds my evil, inner dictator. However, I'm going to request a 24-hour extension for this coming turn, so I can experience what the outside world is like and not have to worry about staying sober or my turn looming over me

[AreaOfEffect]

No problems. I'm always open to requests for extension.

[mattyburn7]

I will fight on, but the end of Bogarus is near. Atlantis is the one that can claim us as his victims.

[revenant2]

Thanks Matty. You fought the good fight. We'll avenge you against the monsters from the deep. To everyone else left, huge kudos for lasting nearly 7 months across 100 turns. I'm going to do everything in my power top kick all of your asses, but its been an honor to match wits against you all.

[AreaOfEffect]

The nation of Man salutes the valiant behavior of Bogarus. However, we must condemn their leadership in choosing to side against our ally. We suspect another nation coerced the taxed nation of Bogarus into its stance against those beloved and somehow adorable inhuman abominations.

We will double our efforts to put an end to such coercion by eliminating the highest probable suspect. Now begins the end of the morally weak nation of Arcoscephale. Should you rebuff our efforts, know this, a counter-offensive will prove utterly useless.

I understand you haven't had a very extensive visit of our lands. Please allow us to describe it for you so you can know what to expect. Just beyond what you see are our mountainous castles! Further on we have rolling hills of flush green castles! To the south are beaches of pristine castles! Let's also not forget our majestic fields of more castles! I hope you choke on our delicious looking castles!

Our citizens will never yield, never relent, never falter, and most certainly will never dodge our tax collection agents. Be rest assured, any citizenry that falls under your rule will be appraised of any back taxes that are due when under our loving protection once again. Though I suppose if we were to collapse onto our selves and just give up, I'm sure it would still take you the length of this war once over to claim our sacred lands.

Good day to you, and I hope you will somehow enjoy your inevitable demise.

Cheerio

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by AreaOfEffect

The nation of Man salutes the valiant behavior of Bogarus. However, we must condemn their leadership in choosing to side against our ally. We suspect another nation coerced the taxed nation of Bogarus into its stance against those beloved and somehow adorable inhuman abominations.

Our just and noble nation would never stoop to unfairly coerce an ally. I don't speak for Bogarus, but I suspect the multiple atrocities inflicted against them by those evil amphibians might have had something to do with their decision. We tried to assist them, but alas, the forces of evil were too strong.

Originally Posted by AreaOfEffect

I understand you haven't had a very extensive visit of our lands. Please allow us to describe it for you so you can know what to expect. Just beyond what you see are our mountainous castles! Further on we have rolling hills of flush green castles! To the south are beaches of pristine castles! Let's also not forget our majestic fields of more castles! I hope you choke on our delicious looking castles!

That's not true. We've had lots of visits actually -- courtesy of astral window. And you forgot to mention that your poor peasants chafe under nearly unspeakable economic conditions due to crippling taxes (120% taxes on your non-blood provinces for nearly a hundred turns). My fair republic isn't prepared to deal with the flood of refugees that would pour across our borders if we attempted a serious offensive, so we're content to put down the occasional raid and continue to offer hope for a better life for your people.

Originally Posted by AreaOfEffect

Though I suppose if we were to collapse onto our selves and just give up, I'm sure it would still take you the length of this war once over to claim our sacred lands.

That's okay. We're patient and it's only turn 98. We still have a long way to go

[AreaOfEffect]

Requesting 12 more hours for myself. Turn postponed.

[Groundworm]

Requesting an additional 24 hours delay... it's been a busy weekend. Thanks!

[mattyburn7]

The Atlantians are barbaric. They attacked our homeland almost from the beginning. Instead of wiping them out we allowed them to survive. Our mistake. They do unspeakable things to our women. They closed all of our seafood restaurants...One day we shall find a way to strike back at them!

[revenant2]

This turn is going to be complicated and this week is looking pretty bad from a work perspective. Can I get a 42-hour extension?