World in Crisis - Started

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Because they have rejected the law of Phil, and have not kept his decrees, because they have been led astray by the false Kraken Steen, who is now dead, I will send fire upon the Sea of Angels that will consume the fortress of Oceania.

So speaks Ylid Heem, prophet of Phil

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"Let the prophet who has a dream tell his dream, but let the one who has my word speak it faithfully. Is not my word like fire," declares Phil, "and like a hammer that breaks a rock in pieces?"

As I, Ylid Heem, foretold, the fire of Phil did smite the unbelievers in the Sea of Angels. And they did burn for their sins, and those who lived were taken as our slaves. And glory will be to Phil if we can obtain another hammer for breaking more rocks into pieces.

If you would sell a hammer to R'lyeh, we will pay you most handsomely. We grant safe passage to all messengers to our seas, that they may tell us their hammer prices.

-- Ylid Heem, prophet of Phil

[Fakeymcfake]

The Lakan Nation would like to apologize for the slightly awkward bit of diplomacy that has recently occurred between us, the Ermorian Republic, and the Giants of Formoria. Furthermore we feel we must ensure that harbor no ill will towards either nation and hope that in time this can be remembered as an amusing little footnote in a long and prosperous history between our collective peoples.

[Klepto]

Originally Posted by Fakeymcfake

The Lakan Nation would like to apologize for the slightly awkward bit of diplomacy that has recently occurred between us, the Ermorian Republic, and the Giants of Formoria. Furthermore we feel we must ensure that harbor no ill will towards either nation and hope that in time this can be remembered as an amusing little footnote in a long and prosperous history between our collective peoples.

We Ermorians laughed, except for the ones left decomposing on the battlefield

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Sadly, R'lyeh's slave Princess Buttercup did not manage to capture the champions trident at the arena match. My congratulations go to Hinnom, who sent one of their own enslaved humans to snag it. May the champion live long and prosper! Not bloody likely though, considering Hinnom's appetites.

-- Bork, Head Quartermaster of R'lyeh

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After the Baal's of Hinnom had discovered the victory of our commander they were so pleased that they ate a city as a victory celebration So as a reward he has been given a pendent that marks him as uneatable for any of their kin.

[chrispedersen]

By random luck it seems that 10 /18 of my provinces are plains - which are poor grounds for gems. So the giants of Niefle find themselves forced to stoop to commerce.

Aka we will pay 15 gp for death gems. Alternately, if you would like skull mentors, we will sell skull mentors for cost +4 death gems.

[Fakeymcfake]

The Apes of Lanka have a wide surplus of death gems and would be happy to trade with the Neflie Giants. Tell us what amount you would be interested in and we will attempt to send it before the next turn comes in. We'll take gold.

[chrispedersen]

Looks like llamaserver is down.

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It did the same thing at around 7:30AM GMT today, but got better around 8AM somehow.

Hope it fixes itself again!