KingMaker - let the Ascension War commence!

[Xietor]

My scouting is fine!

[Jazzepi]

Some of my scouting seems broken, and some of it seems okay.

Jazzepi

[Amhazair]

My scouting is totally gone too. Then again, I haven't found a single scout province yet, so there isn't that much scouting info to be had around here anyway.

[DonCorazon]

Excerpt from an interview with Two-eyes on KNN:
�I�d like to thank my pretender, Coach K. He doesn�t say much, and some cynics say he looks like a block of granite, but after a night in Botulf�s tavern drinking 30 shots of Jaeger, I went to relieve myself right near the Kauthuga monolith. It was then I heard a rustling of noise behind the divine stone and a faint whisper that said �Two-eyes, you must set forth and travel to the great arena. Our nation is losing hope and can barely see. You are the last of the 20/20 vision werewolves, only you can bring back the gold to save Utgard from the evil elflings. Also, please bring back a hot dog for Ursula the ethereal Sethkona as well.�

Not one to question the mysteries of divine thought, I set forth and conquered, confident that the divine will of Kauthuga assured my victory. And now that we have the trophy, I�d just like to use this opportunity to encourage all of MA Eriu�s neighbors, including LA Abysia and MA TC, to consider joining forces with me in taking these elvish punks down. Thank you and check out your local cobbler for my new brand of sneaker, the Two-eyes Reinvigorator.�

[Darkwind]

I find it interesting that Anonymous easily killed the Eriu warrior but was also one-hit KO'd by the werewolf belonging to a nation losing against the Sidhe. LA Utgard really seems to have been the star of the show, though. He participated in every battle but two. I think that, as a treat, I'll forge a single item for him for free, considering my newfound ability to steal hammers from those pesky Dwarves.

Also, I'd like to join the Immobile Pretenders club. I like, Utgard, took a Monolith (sleeping, even!).

[Foodstamp]

DonCorazon said:
Excerpt from an interview with Two-eyes on KNN:
�I�d like to thank my pretender, Coach K. He doesn�t say much, and some cynics say he looks like a block of granite, but after a night in Botulf�s tavern drinking 30 shots of Jaeger, I went to relieve myself right near the Kauthuga monolith. It was then I heard a rustling of noise behind the divine stone and a faint whisper that said �Two-eyes, you must set forth and travel to the great arena. Our nation is losing hope and can barely see. You are the last of the 20/20 vision werewolves, only you can bring back the gold to save Utgard from the evil elflings. Also, please bring back a hot dog for Ursula the ethereal Sethkona as well.�

Not one to question the mysteries of divine thought, I set forth and conquered, confident that the divine will of Kauthuga assured my victory. And now that we have the trophy, I�d just like to use this opportunity to encourage all of MA Eriu�s neighbors, including LA Abysia and MA TC, to consider joining forces with me in taking these elvish punks down. Thank you and check out your local cobbler for my new brand of sneaker, the Two-eyes Reinvigorator.�

good stuff

[Lingchih]

OK Agartha, Mictlan, Kailasa (wink, wink). You all have your Lanka borders now. Let's see who steps up to the plate.

My scouting is fine as well. And I have about a dozen out in the field.

"Any pour souls who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land

For theirs is the power and this is their kingdom
As sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path, but heed these four words,
You shall never return..."

-The Raconteurs

[Agema]

Xietor said:
Sort of strange. In a very good way. There has only been 2 stale turns in the last 3 turns!

Good job everyone!

I only staled because my internet went down that evening. Came back about an hour or two too late. Lost me an army and vital recruiting.

[llamabeast]

I seem to have had the most disastrous turn ever. My troop of sauromancers ordered to retreat from an advancing army of Midgard skinshifters didn't bother (presumably I misclicked) and hence were slaughtered. The commander of my attack army was killed by a seeking arrow, so all ten sauromancers waltzed into enemy territory, and were also slaughtered. And even the sauromancer who was meant to go to the arena was killed by a seeking arrow. Poo.

I fear LA C'tis is not long for this world. After a startlingly successful early campaign against Midgard coobe somehow managed to entirely turn the tables, liberating his capital and almost immediately almost all of his occupied territory. Now Kailasa has declared war. Panic!

[Zeldor]

llamabeast:

You see, invading peaceful neighbours is not always good