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[Raging Deadstar]

Renegade 13 said:
Ok, so it was just me running away in my cowardly way...

There's nothing Cowardly about fleeing the battlefield to recruit reinforcements

RD's fiendish plan has already began, Anytime a Hut Patron attempts to load up SEIV Gold they will find that it is not the wonderful game that loads, but the abomination that is MOO3

[NullAshton]

Hmmm... I never played MOO3. I need to try that one day...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

RD's plot is quickly exposed. The scoundrel runs to an Assault Frigate. (Yes, some Vaygr forces got wind of the Hiigaran incursion into this galaxy, so they allied themselves with the Hut. Growltigga, the Sajuuk-Khar.) Whne it tries to hyperspace away, a Gravity Well Torpedo is launched towards the ship. The hyperdrive malfunctions as the hyperspace window had already opened. A Marine Frigate moves in and docks with the Assault Frigate, which now lies adrift in orbit as the hyperdrive malfunction burned out the conventional drive engines.

As the Marines draw closer to the bridge, where RD is hiding, he gets in a high-speed armored escape pod and launches. The marines can just see the launch doors closing as they storm the bridge.

The escape pod is then intercepted by a tractor beam from one of the newly-arrived Sovereign-class ships. The pod is drawn towards the fleet. It is deposited inside the Pride of Hiigara, at the center of the tight formation.

When the pod is on board, three Marines draw RD out and remove all metallic and plastic objects from his persona with an advanced matter-aanihilation device. His belt buckle also disappears, and his trousers give way to flowered boxers just as Joint Chief StrategiaInUltima walks into the docking bay, escorted by a legion of heavily-armed guards.

"Well well well..... flowers? Now, to discuss the terms of your ultimate surrender..... I trust you speak for the B&G commanders, including the late Mr. Tigga?"

[NullAshton]

GrowlTigger is probally still alive somewhere...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Not so unless he's cloned himself. I mean, his lift was hit by a Destroyer Torpedo. That thing shouldn't even be able to fit in a lift shaft! Nobody can survive that, approx. 50 tons of high explosives going off less than 3 meters away from you!

On the other hand, I suspect that the B&G is not above a little cloning..... I mean, if you see the dumpsters outside their kitchens..... it's a miracle they don't crawl away of their own accord! (Oh, but that's probably because the beings in there are fitting the dumpsters with dimensional drive engines to launch them into space.....)

And btw, where does the "amp;" between the "Bar&" and "Grill" come from?

[NullAshton]

From you.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Really? Didn;t type it. Must be an error then.

[NullAshton]

Perhaps. Cease fire!

NullAshton's troops invade the remaining establisments, fanning out, removing any resistance, and finding the deed, as well as recipies.

Ooo... Eee fruit punch...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Meh. We have deep fried EEE. Much better.

[NullAshton]

But it's a drink instead of food!

NullAshton claims it as his own.

Your troops need to help too.