Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[dogscoff]

Does she approve of your gaming time spent on the computer? be careful in the area scoff, take it from one who has been married 30 yrs,, Some wives think you spend to much time with the essance then you do with them, (jealousy)

Well we've been together for 9 years and living together for 3 of them so she knows exactly what she's getting herself into. We do come into conflict occasionally over my computer use but I generally limit myself to an hour or two a night and then binge when she's not around (she works shifts and has occasional weekends away at college in London). When I'm neglecting her for the PC it's usually a sign that something else is up (ie I'm worried about money or something) and she recognises that and knows how to get past it.

[Erax]

That pretty much describes our marriage. We're on different schedules, so I tend to hit the PC when she's not around, except when I'm worried about something else - usually money.

Unfortunately, that worry has become something of a constant this year. We needed to achieve 3 major goals to get past it; one of them is achieved, one looks like it will be achieved within 30 days and the third will have to wait until next year.

[Growltigger]

The current Mrs GT is the same, but she watches vast amonts of television, or spends cash shopping when she is not savaging sheep and slaughtering the local wildlife.

I dont watch television much so tend to go on the computer in the evenings, or when the witch queen of cheshire is out spending more cash shopping

but this weekend, I have a lads trip to Dublin..

that combined with the rubgy, will be marvellous.

and what is wifey doing when I am supping the guiness? shopping!" what else!

[Gryphin]

Hello guys,
Hope everyone is good.
I miss the place.

We have two computers and cable access so it is not an issue.

Wish I could think of something funny or provacative to say but ...

< bends over moons Growltigga :: Runs for the door >

[mac5732]

ah, good Gryphin, glad to see your up and about, and Mooning the wiley old furry feline, brings back memories of the old cantina, (besides he deserves the shock (now keep your hands off my pizza and watch out for the rose bushes )

as mac signs off from the switch board, he turns around, sees GT standing in the middle of the room, mumbles to himself, what the heck, turns around, bends over and gives the wiley furry toothless one a 2nd shot for the price of one LOL
for old times sake.... Yahooooooooooo iiii eeeeee

Feeling much refreshed, mac pulls up his drawers, walks over to his portable table, picks up a fresh pizza laying on it, picks it up, sees the Gryphin laughing off to the side, and lets fly,
SPLAT,,

[Growltigger]

OH MY GODDDD, it shouldn't happen to a cat.

I have just been mooned by two people who have absolutely no idea what the concept of bottomly hygiene means!

I mean really, Gryphin's back passage is like a sludge pit, a gaping cess pool that looks like one of those sticky toffee puddings you used to get given at school. It really is the jaws of hell - yuk, and as for the stench?!!!

I mean, you would have thought that a purveyor of the "Gryphin position" would know that airtex Y fronts are meant to be changed at least once a month, and not left to harden until they need remving with a blow torch and a welding gun.

YYUK

and as for Mac's fudge tunnel, you would have thought that the colostomy bag would stop a lot of problems there, but rather than cobwebs, we have a gaping pit of bottomly doom!!!!! rectum? too damn right after seeing that aging withered knackered old ring piece. His backside looks like a bloody pizza, one with extra anchovies and bits of pineapple (I dont want to even know what they are!!)

I swear I saw Amelia Earhart, Buster Crabbe and Lord Lucan waving at me from there

I am frankly scared to assault either of the filthy swine with the red hot poker handcannon as the methane gasses obviously evident in their back passages could lead to a violent catastrophic explosion...

and shouldn't someone tell them that underwear should be laundered occassionally, and not held together by funny yellow marks and stubborn understains...

Growltigga leaves the cantina and sounds of violent puking can be heard

Yuk

[ November 17, 2003, 12:52: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

[mac5732]

LOL


rolling on the floor Mac