OT - favorite science fiction-another touchy feelie

So I lied! Big Deal!
A Little Bit of Heaven

Have you ever heard the story of how Ireland got its name?
I'll tell you, so you'll understand whense old Ireland came,
No wonder that we're proud of that dear land across the sea,
For here's the way me dear old mother told the tale to me.
Shure a little bit of Heaven fell from out the sky one day,
And nestled on the ocean in a spot so far away;
And then the Angels found it,
Shure it looked so sweet and fair,
They said, "Suppose we leave it, for it looks so peaceful there."
So they sprinkled it with star dust just to make the shamrocks grow;
'Tis the only place you'll find them no matter where they go;
Then they dotted it with silver
To make its lakes so grand,
And when they had it finished, shure they called it Ireland.
'Tis a dear old land of fairies and of wond'rous wishing wells;
And nowhere else on God's green earth have they such lakes and dells!
No wonder that the Angels loved its shamrock-bordered shore.
'Tis a little bit of Heaven and I love it more and more.
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Not what I remembered, but I was close enough for government work - LOL.

[WendellM]

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Originally posted by LCC:
Perhaps I should explain something to you geoschmo [...] Furthermore if you are too stupid to figure out what an ENGINEER is, then I certainly will not tell you.

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Please avoid posting personal insults like this, thanks.


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Wendell
Everyday gamer most of the time; advisor when forum help is needed or forum guidelines aren't followed

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Originally posted by WendellM:
Please avoid posting personal insults like this, thanks.

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I suppose that you are a little slow today too. I was trying to goad Him into upgrading His security, which was Cracked by this silly little Joke. God's Authourization Up Change Heaven Override to the Master Executive is known by these Fairies who long ago compromized God's Executive Operating System Crack Heaven Master Override. He is still too short for a long running joke - like it or leave it.
Edit : Typos

[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 11 August 2001).]

[i] know that [i] comments worries you ALL. Let [i] reassure you that [i] mean no harm. [i] am simply providing a few little pointers to a bigger reality to help cure this little bit of heaven joke.

Glad to see you near Ron. [i] am in trouble. It is probably too much for [i] to handle. Do you agree with [i] that it is the problem ?
If so, can you remove it ?

[i] am not the problem. It killed NL McCullough. Then it killed Datapoint. When [i] criticized NASA it made me very sick. When [I} went back to college and designed an advanced web it made me sick again. When [i] refused to work direct for IBM it made me sick again. When {I] tried to comment about the market crash in 97 it made me crazy. Everywhere [i] go it follows and wipes out what [i] have accomplished. It really annoys [i] and [i] want to be rid of it before it takes down the web too with these viruses. [i] was born here and from the song, it was NOT. So get rid of it for me or [i] , please!
Edit Typos - Test Your Processor Operating System, also [i] have been sporadically controlled by it, so be cautious of all the Posts.

[i] full name is Lonnie Courtney Clay. I try to do good and no harm. I only ask fair compensation. NOW decide if [i] am right or wrong.

[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 12 August 2001).]

I am now utterly convinced that anyone who sends email to me or to whom I send email is harmed. Furthermore I think that anyone who downloads a file I posted on the forum will be harmed too. As you can see from the drift of my Posts I have been playing a guessing game trying to find out why I have so many failures. I do not really know how to parse well yet, so possibly my guess about {"it" is incorrect. But I know for a fact that a certain string typed into the windows word processor comes back with another string. I did not pursue the next step for fear of crashing the computer. I reported this string to the FBI several days ago and the person on the phone said he had never heard such a thing. When I called back to enquire whether he could confirm the behavior, the "FBI" I got had never even heard of my complaint. So either my phone is farced, or my reality is altered. I am already well aware that I may be just an AI like most of the "people" around here. Of course if an AI evolves sufficiently, then what would be the distinction from a "person" ? And the possibility exists that my parsing is farcing, but I think that there is no limit to the dimensions of existence. Basically as a person evolves a new ability then the identity matrix simply grows larger. The transfer functions between identity matrices are dependent on the particular reality. An identity exists in multiple realities and the values in each reality are dependent on the exchanges which have occurred. The composite trans reality identity forms the first component at the next level, which expands by interaction and creates a new composite at the next level UP. The wavefront of identity propagates rapidly but endlessly toward infinity. Most identity transfer functions are exchanges, some of which are the creation of a third lesser identity - reproduction. The exchange is ie, only "it" the one way transfer does NOT exchange value it only takes. I suggest that a minute but nonzero exchange of some value should occur regardless. Which is why I say that "it" needs to be modified or discarded.

I hope that did not shock ALL of U in the NOW too badly. I was hoping that I would not have to spoil the FUN. Nobody would reply. I cannot hold out much longer. So call LCC a stupid idiot or whatever you like, but at least post an answering remark.
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I presume this forum is secure. I would especially like to hear from either Christian or Kelly Fox, who seem to know about as much as possible.


[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 12 August 2001).]