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April 1st, 2005, 11:05 AM
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Re: To Glass Or Not To Glass
20. If your enemy has 300 ships and your ally has 150, change sides.
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April 1st, 2005, 11:10 AM
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21. Being Xenophobic means never having to make a treaty.
22. It's not genocide if it's not personal, just buissness.
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April 1st, 2005, 11:30 AM
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23. It's not genocide, it's "gene pool management".
24. Buglike aliens are great at BBQs....just serve with patato salad.
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Orbital Shipyards: 5,732,596 credits
Staff for the Orbital Shipyards: 5,500,968 credits
Super Dreadnought: 32,000,000,000 credits
Watching the beautiful glow of atmospheric burnoff with the ones you love: Priceless
26. Never make fat jokes about a Cue cappa's mother.....unless you have more ships then him.
27. When your ally comes begging you for aid, always comply remember when that enemy fleet is destroyed your ally will be bloody and thus ripe for the pickings!
28. DO NOT give your legions of terror black tinted visors/glasses/goggles/eyes of helmet: look out how hard it made it for the Stormtroopers to see what they were shooting at!
29. Nova's are pretty but blackholes last forever!
30. If a pretty young alien babe catches your eye do two things:
1. Make sure you don't have anything sticking out of your nose (unless there is supposed to be something sticking out of your nose).
2. Make sure the babe is actually a member of the opposite sex with that species!
31. NEVER EVER shoot the family of an alien messiah.....unless you make damned sure you shot the alien messiah too.
32. When confronting superior firepower be a sneeky little bastard!
33. Call an intergalactic review of naval powers, when the other players send their fleets in to show you how mighty they are, show them that brand new nova bomb you built!
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April 1st, 2005, 11:31 AM
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3 If all else fails change you name to James T. Kirk
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April 1st, 2005, 11:36 AM
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Orbital Shipyards: 5,732,596 credits
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Priceless... simply priceless.  You get the first Visa check card Award for this list
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