U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

That's down on Earth, in the B&G. An evil jukebox. Ashton doesn't want to come into contact with it, the lilly-livered sissy.

THAT'S RIGHT, ASHTON!!!!! IF YOU HAD ANY SPINE YOU WOULD BE DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW FIGHTING THE JUKEBOX!!!!!

[El_Phil]

The jukebox in the B&G which has both an evil random play button that wants to kill all sentient life by playing Phong opera at them and the spirit of RSK (Ripped Shirt Kirk) which wants to play William Shatner singing what's new pussycat, or possibly samples from ST:2 "Khan!!!!!!!!"

Luckily these two are locked in a battle of wills which is deadlocked. Deep beneath these two is another evil personality which has a worse taste in music and wants to play Celine Dion at us. Truly an evil machine.

[NullAshton]

I kinda found out about the personality deep inside while trying to distract the other two personalities.

[NullAshton]

Good news! Soon we'll have The Arena, where you can duke it out all you want to with no restrictions! No more bothering the eating and drinking patrons with your fighting!

[El_Phil]

But does the new orbital hut still do EEE on a stick?

And of course my favourite Cue-Capp Tequila, with a half dead Phong in it to prove it wont dissolve your liver. And of course because it's alawys fun watching a Phong try and swim

[NullAshton]

All of your favorite recipies are here. It's larger than the old Hut, so why reduce the menu?

[El_Phil]

Then a couple of BBQ EEE on a stick, a pint of your finest and a Cue-Cappa tequila.

El Phil sends his GeesKat Imperial guard to watch the door and escort the tequila to the table. No Puke intervention this time!