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Old March 21st, 2007, 05:44 PM
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It seems that caelum decided that they dont want to be our enemies. That is very nice as now Atlantis is out of funding and will fall quickly.

We hereby ask Atlantis to unconditionally surrender before us, as we are beginning to forge Manuals of Water Breathing and also, celestial beings from other planes are being summoned. You have no chance to win! We offer you and your people to lay down arms and join us as slaves or else be killed.

We had to find out, that shambler stew has become very famous in our costal provinces. We want now to ask if its moral to eat shamblers like fishes, or if we should bury them like people.

Also the Celestial Masters want to know what CO2-Emissions and plastic-things are as they never heard about such things and are thinking the leader of Atlantis might be delusional.
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Old March 21st, 2007, 06:25 PM
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We are not at war with you, Hadrian. Do you declare now war on me??
Pah, we will throw the manuals of water breathing to the rings of water breathing we bit off the fingers of your consorts we catched sniffling around our palace... Errr, I mean: we found them on the poor things that must have been attacked by wild nasty sharks. They are a real threat to the sea life!

Anyway: Rings of Water breathing to sell! Do I hear any bids? Soon in our shop: Manuals of waterbreathing! Reserve them now!
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Old March 21st, 2007, 07:32 PM
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We are not at war with you, Hadrian. Do you declare now war on me??
well lets say, you raided my provinces, you sieged my capitol, and your blizzards are killing my population, do you call that peace? I can see your troops, and they are weak and low on numbers, so i will just conquer you and then there will be peace between us for ever.

btw. consorts are cheap, and so are rings of water breathing.
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