I want a blitz game. Now. ASAP.

[Aethyr]

lch said:
You clearly have no idea how things work around here. For a request like this it takes the following: a bold and unsubstantiated statement in the main forum. Don't go too easy on that caps lock to attract more attention. You then have to defend your statement against critique from the rest of the "pack". Don't worry, since it was unsubstantiated from the beginning you can pick out and reply only to those parts of the replies that you like. In any case, you need to stick to your statement. After six or so pages of adhering to these ritual standards, you will have proven yourself, as not being insightful unless compelled by force. You can then state that to prove your statement, you will demonstrate it in a blitz game. Just pick one of the many blitz games that will get offered to you and play as much you want. The end.

Ha!