Epic Heroes Mod II(Game Finished)(Lolomo Winner)

[DrPraetorious]

Ah, no, I should be able to get a turn in sometime tomorrow.

[Agema]

Man would like to thank Eriu for their temporary stewardship of our second fortress - it's in almost the same condition as we left it - and also for the dramatic lightning storm son et lumiere they put on to welcome us home. We're busying redecorating and hiring new staff already.

We're also very grateful over the last few turns for all the magical equipment their thugs' corpses have donated to our heroes.

[Baalz]

Yes indeed, the reenforcement I sent snuck in and hid in the bushes to watch the show (still there now). Quite pretty it was with all the flashing and banging. :/

[Xietor]

Astrologer Monthly:

1. Ctis had a 2d/2misf dominion scales, resulting in the ruin of many a province. Never ever take misf and death, as that makes for some very ugly depopulating random events.

2. Arcoscephale annexed a couple Eriu provinces to determine what scales a good nature race had. 3 death!!!??? Oh you cruel evil heartless taskmaster. How can you expect your people to worship you when you punish them so?

3. Bandar Log is the only race to not face war. Will that turn out to be a wise or foolish strategy? The stars will not tell all of their secrets.

4. Will the infamous Dr. P perish in a 3 way squeeze between Davy Jones Locker, the righteous crusade, and winged Angels?
For now he still draws breath.

[Tichy]

But is the bat boy in love with a space alien? We want the REAL NEWS.

[Xietor]

The Team has several bat boys.

Bat Boy one is in love with his cousin, who is in love with Bat Boy One's older brother, who is in love with and having an affair with his aunt, who is the mother of the object of Bat Boy One's affections.


Bat boy two is involved in a sordid affair with the pitcher.

Bat boy three is in love with himself!

Bat boy four is actually a girl, and she has a crush on Bat Boy One.

[Hadrian_II]

Xietor said:
3. Bandar Log is the only race to not face war. Will that turn out to be a wise or foolish strategy? The stars will not tell all of their secrets.

This is not exactly true, this month the forces of Bandar Log left our lands to the west into the evil empire of Marignon. Our rishis got the info that they might look rigtheous, but soon they will drop theyr mask and begin to worship demons, so we had to step in to save the population.

[Sir_Dr_D]

High Priest Raymond: Greetings most righteous followers of Taurvati. May he fill you with power!

Overly Zealous Crowd: We are filled with Taurvati’s wisdom.

High Priest Raymond: You followers have been very righteous. But it is now important that you be more righteous then ever. I am going to tell you a story.

Tithe Collector: (scowl)

High Priest Raymond: There was once this monkey, who happened to be born from a magic egg. The egg caused the monkey to think he was special, and because he did not grow up learning about the love of Taurvati, he got very greedy. Not being happy with what he was born with, he used evil and mischief to gain more power. He learnt illusion and flying, and bullied people into giving him magic items. Not being satisfied with even this he has done the ultimate evil. He has eaten the peaches of life and become immortal.

Flagellant Bob: How awfull. Then we must talk to him about the peace and happiness of Taurvati.

High Priest Raymond: We have tried that, but he has been filled with evil for so long he has not been listening. And even worse this monkey has formed his own kingdom, and pronounced himself king. This has kept our missionaries from teaching other monkies from learning about Taurvati’s wisdom.

Flagellant Bob: That is so sad.

Tithe Collector: (grunt)

High Priest Raymond: That leaves only one thing that we can do. In order for those monkeys to learn about the happiness that we all live in, we most get rid of the evil monkey king, and his co- conspirators. Only then, can the monkeys be saved.

Overly Zealous crowd: (chanting) Save the monkeys! Destroy the monkey king! Save the monkeys! Destroy the monkey king!

Flagellant Bob: I will beat the monkey king myself.

Tithe Collector: (hmmmmm) – he then takes off on his own some where. Presumably to make another statue.

[Xietor]

It has finally broken loose. World War!

It is time to throw down your hands. Know when to hold them, know when to fold them. High stakes poker.

All nations now strive for mastery. And while some will prevail, other will perish. None will know peace before ascension. The days of peace are at an end.