Epic Heroes Mod II(Game Finished)(Lolomo Winner)

[Hadrian_II]

Xietor said:
3. Bandar Log is the only race to not face war. Will that turn out to be a wise or foolish strategy? The stars will not tell all of their secrets.

This is not exactly true, this month the forces of Bandar Log left our lands to the west into the evil empire of Marignon. Our rishis got the info that they might look rigtheous, but soon they will drop theyr mask and begin to worship demons, so we had to step in to save the population.

[Sir_Dr_D]

High Priest Raymond: Greetings most righteous followers of Taurvati. May he fill you with power!

Overly Zealous Crowd: We are filled with Taurvati’s wisdom.

High Priest Raymond: You followers have been very righteous. But it is now important that you be more righteous then ever. I am going to tell you a story.

Tithe Collector: (scowl)

High Priest Raymond: There was once this monkey, who happened to be born from a magic egg. The egg caused the monkey to think he was special, and because he did not grow up learning about the love of Taurvati, he got very greedy. Not being happy with what he was born with, he used evil and mischief to gain more power. He learnt illusion and flying, and bullied people into giving him magic items. Not being satisfied with even this he has done the ultimate evil. He has eaten the peaches of life and become immortal.

Flagellant Bob: How awfull. Then we must talk to him about the peace and happiness of Taurvati.

High Priest Raymond: We have tried that, but he has been filled with evil for so long he has not been listening. And even worse this monkey has formed his own kingdom, and pronounced himself king. This has kept our missionaries from teaching other monkies from learning about Taurvati’s wisdom.

Flagellant Bob: That is so sad.

Tithe Collector: (grunt)

High Priest Raymond: That leaves only one thing that we can do. In order for those monkeys to learn about the happiness that we all live in, we most get rid of the evil monkey king, and his co- conspirators. Only then, can the monkeys be saved.

Overly Zealous crowd: (chanting) Save the monkeys! Destroy the monkey king! Save the monkeys! Destroy the monkey king!

Flagellant Bob: I will beat the monkey king myself.

Tithe Collector: (hmmmmm) – he then takes off on his own some where. Presumably to make another statue.

[Xietor]

It has finally broken loose. World War!

It is time to throw down your hands. Know when to hold them, know when to fold them. High stakes poker.

All nations now strive for mastery. And while some will prevail, other will perish. None will know peace before ascension. The days of peace are at an end.

[Xietor]

Frightened local Commander: ummmm Bones would like a report sir.

Asterios, unchained: Rooooaaaarrrr! Me eat stupid Eriu horse and Tuathian on horse. But still hungry. Need more meat!

Frightened local Commander:umm, yes sir. I mean mighty one. Meat? well i am certain we have a spare elephant or three. What ever you need.

Asterios, unchained: Roarrrr! Stupid Commander. Me knows Bones likes his elephants. Me no want Bones mad. Stupid commanders though.... Does Bones need those? Me thinks not.

[Hadrian_II]

Bandar Log just won a big strategical victory, marignon will miss his grandmasters for the rest of the game. We also weep the death of our elephants that had to die to capiture the enemy capitol.

But see for yourself

[DrPraetorious]

Good work, Bandar Log, but too late to do me much good. I'll be sending you my remaining gems, as I'm squashed, I'm afraid.

I'll see if I can inflict a few more losses on either Marignon or Atlantis, but this seems doubtful. At least I took a fair quantity of atlantean stuff with me.

[Xietor]

Dr. P. The Silver Orangs are a new addition to the new version of the Epic Heroes Mod. Any thoughts on them?

As an aside, you own more provinces than 5 other nations. Talk of your demise may be premature now that one of your biggest enemies has bigger worries than Umbrals atm.

[Baalz]

Bleh, this game was more fun when I was winning.

Note to self: In the future avoid 5 on 1 wars.

Man, Abyssia, T'ien Ch'i = crippled and easily defeatable if I had the luxury of focusing on them. Tenatious S.O.B.'s aren't interested in rolling over short of that so we're stuck trading a few provinces back and forth.

Ermor & Arco = Defeatable one on one, divided up as I am I can only offer a token defense to either one and with both attacking with good thug counters (strong astral) I don't stand too much chance. Hitting me from both ends they're (barring diplomatic constraints) quite likely to split all the territories I've taken and put the above three out of their misery.

[Xietor]

Baalz,

After you beat up on me in Evermore, I am grateful to have numbers on my side this time!

My hat is off to you. You are still winning btw!

[Meglobob]

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