Glory (MA game)- game is live

JimMorrison · #1 June 28th, 2008, 06:42 PM

Joties? That sounds like a slur, my good man!

The people of Agartha cannot abide by such racist remarks towards the uncouth but still human(!) Jotunheimians. Not that we care, but our people have been discriminated against throughout history. Young Agarthans with corrective lenses getting teased by the younger races "hey two eyes!", it's indecent, and has led to both a decline in literacy, and an increase in inner-city crime.

Unfortunately, word is that there is a class-action suit being prepared against Eriu for their "Joties" remarks - Agarthan Minority vs the Erians.

Bwaha · #2 June 28th, 2008, 07:22 PM

We agree that many of the younger races have the mistaken belief that the Argathan vision is impaired. but this is not true! we have come to the determination that your peoples eyesight is close to perfect. The logic of this is readly apparent, your people can see without any aids in total darkness. how can that improved? We have tried to imitate (with partial sucsess) your fine ability. so we are sorry if your people have been offended by our call to war. no offence intended. It is our belief that the nation of jotenheim has taken way more of land than is fair to the rest of us. there's many nations that feel the same way. So in closing it is our ardent hope that you will join in this war of justice. It is only fair that you get a portion of the prizes as well. Lord Lucky

JimMorrison · #3 June 28th, 2008, 08:52 PM

While our statesmen would agree that Jotunheim has become quite large, our philosophers contemplate that in relation to the size of their citizens, they may not have overstepped their bounds. Unfortunately, we do still measure gold in pounds, and wine in gallons, and it does seem that there is a disparity in accounts - grossly in favor of the giants.

We shall have to deliberate further on this, Agarthan legal practices are far from swift or clear cut. You may expect a subpoena on the class action suit sometime in the next 35 to 37 years. In the meantime we shall endeavor to ponder how best to expand our interests - bounded by faithful and noble allies on all sides as we are.

Bwaha · #4 June 29th, 2008, 12:45 AM

We await such deliberations with concern. But as in conversing with the Ents, such things take time. But onto more pressing things. You the Jotoenheim have suppressed the independent provinces too long. Retreat to your lands of the south and we will be appeased. Tarry too long and our wrath will not be contained. Lord Lucky

StrictlyRockers · #5 July 1st, 2008, 05:05 PM

Caelum let's out a squawk. The war fares poorly atm.

JimMorrison · #6 July 1st, 2008, 05:51 PM

It was the squawk heard 'round the world.

That is one painful Province count in the graphs..... Time to call in..... CONDOR MAN?!

chrispedersen · #7 July 1st, 2008, 06:22 PM

My spy, before he was soo rudely dispatched was telling me that machaka was rolling up Riyallahs inland provinces. Considering that was all the way in the middle of the board... I sincerely did not know *who* to root for.

Somehow Ryalla in the wastlands was like.. well a fish out of water.

Just wanted to say... great game all!