Utopia - new MA rich game! (game on!)

[Gregstrom]

Goatblower, deity of the Agarthans, surveyed his people. They huddled in one corner of the Great Square, made nervous by the capital's terrible emptiness. They were all dressed like princes now, even the humans. Their finery had been earned the hard way, and many of them still had the wounds to show it. He addressed his people.

"Agarthans. The ape-lords of Bandar Log will remember this day forever in their nightmares. Their archers, their tigers - even their elephants could not break our lines. Those few who passed through our gates fell before they had the time to see more than the blades that ended their lives. They may break our walls, but our will is unbroken. Agertha stands!"

The crowd's answering roar of "AGARTHA STANDS!" was loud, but it was quickly lost in the cavernous darkness of the empty capital. The grinding as the statues lining the square raised their swords in salute echoed back as little more than a faint, rattling exhalation.

[Gregstrom]

For sale: animal hide rugs, umbrella stands. Large amounts of greyish leather, newly tanned. White fur suitable for lining robes etc. Near unlimited supplies of all the above can be made available. Any reasonable offers accepted.

[namad]

new improved prices!!!

fire to nature/death 1.8:1
water to nature/death 1.8:1
air to nature/death 1.3:1


fire or water to astral 1.5:1
air to astral 1:1
fire or water to earth 1.5:1



selling const2,5,6 items...


please pm me to negotiate i really need to unload my fire water air gems!!!



also i'm having an airport layover tryign to do my turn here.. heh


also interesting in paying FAW type gems for dhammers also looking to buy boosters that i can make myself at good prices in faw or boosters i can't make myself at less reasonable prices

also interesting in considering paying gold for gems if anyone has any offers of that sort...

[vfb]

Machaka grows jealous of the obvious richness flaunted by the Pythian legions, as all we can find in these so-called "rich mountains" of our are rocks and dirt. We hereby cancel our NAP-3 with the nation of Pythium! Better lock up your jewels. We've laid our spider eggs in your cupboards, under your rugs, and in your toilets. In three months they hatch!

[Zeldor]

12h added on Vanheim's request. I may switch to 48h soon if few peopel request it.

[LoloMo]

Rocks and Dirt?!?! Jotuns have Rocks and Dirt! We wish to trade our Rocks and Dirt for Legendary Pytium Gems at 1.5 to 1! Our Hirdmen will each be carrying a dozen sacks each to deposit them inside Pytium Vaults. We hereby cancel our NAP-3 with Pythium. Our Rocks and Dirt should arrive in 3 month's time.

[Maerlande]

We, Zuleyka of Bandar Log, hereby cancel our NAP with Arcosephale. We may or may not attack on turn 30 as we reserve the right to be fickle. We are monkeys of course, and planning is not our nature.

[vfb]

Deep inside Chaos Mountain, Utoombo Moosman, supreme commander of the Machakan forces, sits in his comfy chair and dictates to his owl quill.

"Dear Friend, I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. I am approaching you in the strictest confidentiality, cross my heart, hope to die. I am a son of the late MR SMITH of Marignon and I to make some fortune out of a situation that I am obviously left with no other better option. My father was brutally eaten by spiders in the Machakan wars..."

Soldiers burst through the study door, spear tips glinting in the dimly lit room. They are led by Captain Muddok, but that's hard to tell, since he's just another naked guy with a spear.

"Gah!" Utoombo says. "Fools! Here I am at work, trying to improve the finances of our impoverished nation, and you disturb me? Do you want to get paid this month, or not?"

The soldiers snicker, and Captain Muddok says, "Well, see, Pythium heard of our war plans, and in a stroke of diplomatic genius, has paid us off! We don't work for you any more, we've been bribed, he's greased our palms, paid us out, the old pot-de-vin."

Utoombo fades three shades. "The spiders! Without a war to pursue, they will grow hungry and eat us all. You idiots!"

Captain Muddok says, "Oh, there's no need to worry about that. We've set 'em loose on the goblins. Say, that's a nice chair!"

More colour drains from Utoombo's face, and he leaps for the door. He's got no chance of escape, though, and his screams are shrill in the small room as Muddok and his soldiers enforce a quick change in leadership.

Deep inside Chaos Mountain, Muddok Wildermoos, supreme commander of the Machakan forces, sits in his new comfy chair and continues the dictation.

"... but before he died, Collosal Moose be praised, he named me his sole heir and beneficiary. But according to the law my father's fortune of ONE MILLION FIRE GEMS must remain in the country unless there is a foreign relative of MR SMITH who also can claim ..."

[Lingchih]

My, my, the wartime confrontations are really heating up. I doubt I can get enough Bards out to keep track of it all.

[vfb]

ooc clarification:

Okay, turns out some people have no idea at all what's going on in Chaos Mountain. This may be some sort of generational thing. :P All the spam now is just selling viagra or something. Does this help? For example?

http://potifos.com/fraud/2004-01-31.html