Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

The camera pans up a windy road, just past a deserted barn and down a gravel path into a rather nice green valley with a lake.

A large starship descends through the clouds, a voice can heard saying "Mr Power Man, controlled Phaser bLasts for excavating if your please", actinic lights shoots down and a carater is excavated. The starship descends into the crater and a shimmering field surrounds the ship. The image changes...

The neon lights above a large timber framed building (built in a Bavarian style) are switched on..... "Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller" flashes on and off in the summer sky...

The doors are flung open by a large feline wearing a dinner jacket and black tie... He is surrounded by some rather lovely young ladies, all wearing hot pants and crossed bandoliers (and not much else). Some of them are in classic Bavarian serving wench outfits...

"hmmmmm" says the great kat, "swanning off round the galaxy is all well and good, but sometimes, you just need that old cantina experience"....

A large T-Rex, also DJ clad, ambles up to the parking lot, ready to abuse customers and crap in their vehicles....

"Let the party begin, the first 10 customers get free booze"

[ July 02, 2003, 13:44: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]