a piece of cheeze pizza in a box

narf poit chez BOOM · #1 May 13th, 2003, 05:23 AM

*FWUP*

don't worry, it's a humane mouse trap. the researcher will be around shortly.

Taz-in-Space · #2 May 13th, 2003, 06:20 AM

"Whirr - Grab - Zinggg..."

&#1 Trap too slow &#1

...Ummmm, but cheesy pizza goood!

narf poit chez BOOM · #3 May 13th, 2003, 06:22 AM

*repizza's the trap and makes it faster*

Jack Simth · #4 May 13th, 2003, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
this isn't a quantum study.

Says who?

[ May 13, 2003, 07:46: Message edited by: Jack Simth ]

narf poit chez BOOM · #5 May 13th, 2003, 08:22 AM

it's a box trap, and your stuck in the other one.

Loser · #6 May 13th, 2003, 03:23 PM

*Dons gray jumpsuit, mullet, headband*
*Approaches trap in unnatural prone crawl*
*Acquires box, adds box to inventory*
*Switches 'object in use' from Diazepam to BOXA*
*Sneaks off unseen, cleverly disguised as cardboard box*

geoschmo · #7 May 13th, 2003, 03:46 PM

Indiana Geoschmo approached the Pizaa box trap warily. He pauses for a moment to regain control his breathing and take stock of his suroundings. This was the moment he had worked for all these years. The Pizza Box would finally be his. But only if he could defeat the nefarious device that he knew was protecting it.

He studied the pedastal intently, trying to divine it's inner workings. It was similer to many of the other Pizza box traps he had faced in his years as world famous adventurer and expert in food antiquities. He thought about the time he almost fell to the devious Aztec Calzone wheel of death. He would have to be more careful this time.

Indiana Geoschmo scratched his four day old beard and pulled a small bag from a loop on his pack. He held it in his left hand feeling it's weight as he studied the Pizza box before him, mentally comparing the two. He reached into he bag and pulled out a handful of sand and let it sprinkle through his fingers to the floor.

Finally satisfied the two were equal, he took the Last half-step towards the pedestal. He held his breath and made the switch with a smooothness that showed his years of practice. Removing the Pizza Box from the trap while simultaneously replacing it with the perfectly balanced bag of sand.

He held his breath, but nothing happened. Indiana Geoschmo smiled and turned to leave the cavern. Before he took two steps he felt a low rumble and heard the sounds of stones grinding agaisnt one another. He looked back over his shoulder to see the pedastal that once held the Pizza Box starting to descend into the floor.

Indiana Geoschmo knew he may have only moments to live as he dashed for the exit out of the cavern. Would he make it out alive? Would he live to collect his reward for recovering the lost Pizza Box?