Dominions Day!

[Kristoffer O]

KO: Well, hello there my little Dom3 and Happy Birthday! What a nice little game you have become.

Dom3: Hello daddy KO. Happy birthday to you too!

KO: So, what have you been up to lately?

Dom3: I'm studying. When I grow up I wanna be a MMORPG! There was a game where I had like 60 players under my skin. It was soooo coool!

KO: Thats nice! I never imagined that. Are you sure you wanna go that way? To be a MMORPG is a highly dangerous occupation. Ninjas, kiddies and bots will enter your system and cause havoc and make you feel cheap. I wouldn't want that to happen.

Dom3: Daddy, I know how to take care of myself! I've seen what can happen. You don't need to worry! I wanna, you know, go my own way. Move away from home and become rich and famous. I will never get rich and famous if I remain here. And I have talent! You can't deny that!

KO: Hmm.

Dom3: OK, here's your birthday present!

KO: Huh?

Dom3: I'm pregnant! I'll call her Dom4!

KO: What?

Dom3: Just kidding! Will I have a little sister? I'd rather have a brother! He's not ugly is he? I hate horror games!

KO: We are not sure of gender yet, but we can call him a he. He has a strain of RPG in his code, more than you actually. Possibly some MMOish traits. I guess it will be easy to spot that you are brother and sister, but no one will doubt that you are different games.

Dom3: Thank my pretenders for that! I hate them MMO's that say I'm just mimicking my sisters, or tell me that I should get some makeup! I'm a WOW-clone! I'm all individual! Get a life already!

KO: Hmm, kay! You wanted to be a MMORPG you said?

Dom3: Well, not a mean MMO. A good one. There are good ones you know. And they are not all exploited and trashy.

KO: OK. Well.

Dom3: By the way, where is my present. Is it a patch? A map? What is it?

KO: Oh, sorry, hmm, forgot. You will have to wait a while. But it will be great when you get it. I promise!

Dom3: Yeah, right. I hate you!