OT: Funny links

Ruatha · #1 September 5th, 2004, 06:09 AM

http://www.angryalien.com/
(Classics re-enacted in 30 seconds with bunnies)

http://www.cyborgname.com/
(What cyborg are you)

This is not so funny if you're not Swedish speaking, perhaps Primitive can find it funny:
http://www.idg.se/ArticlePages/20040...30_MMM.dbp.asp

It's about a new unmanned airplane, the story says that it can be used for recoinance or "general war making"..

Kamog · #2 September 5th, 2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Ruatha said:
http://www.cyborgname.com/
(What cyborg are you)

Hey I got a cyborg name:
K.A.M.O.G.: Kinetic Artificial Machine Optimized for Gratification

Ruatha · #3 September 5th, 2004, 05:52 PM

Ruatha Robot

Renegade 13 · #4 September 5th, 2004, 06:21 PM

Hey, look what Renegade turns out as:

R.E.N.E.G.A.D.E.: Replicant Engineered for Nocturnal Exploration and Gratification/Android Designed for Exploration

or if you want one for my real name:

T.Y.R.E.L.: Transforming Ytterbium Repair and Exploration Lifeform

Fyron · #5 September 5th, 2004, 07:16 PM

Didn't we already have a long thread with this web site?

Aiken · #6 September 5th, 2004, 07:34 PM

Thanks for robotic link, Ruatha!

Ruatha · #7 September 5th, 2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Imperator Fyron said:
Didn't we already have a long thread with this web site?

I think it was a similar but different site..

Mephisto · #8 September 6th, 2004, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Imperator Fyron said:
Didn't we already have a long thread with this web site?

Yep, we did. Never the less, fun.

Asmala · #9 September 6th, 2004, 03:07 PM

Hmm...

A.S.M.A.L.A.: Artificial Synthetic Machine Assembled for Logical Assassination

Timstone · #10 September 7th, 2004, 08:24 AM

This is just a joke, it has nothing to do with the cyborg names. BTW, this is mine:

T.I.M.S.T.O.N.E.: Transforming Intelligent Machine Skilled in Troubleshooting/Obedient Networked Entity

Now for the joke.
Disclaimer: Don't read this if you aren't sexually liberated like most of the world. Don't even try to set your eyes on this joke if you are quickly offended by something called a vibrator. I'm in no way responsible for any damage you might suffer from reading this joke.
Okay, this should protect me from anything the Moderators or visitors have to say about this joke.

As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the tele. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" he husband replied, "I'm watching the match with my son-in-law."