Things That I Have Discovered In Life

[Atrocities]

Things that I have discovered in life that I want to share with you all.

1. Cats can pretty much eat anything without gaging
2. Dogs make great vacum cleaners
3. No matter how fast you drive, you will always get stuck at a red light and all the cars you passed will catch up to you.
4. Nothing is truly free.
5. If its important, you will loose it, or forget to do it.
6. One more click really means staying up all night
7. If it tastes good, then it is bad for you. But what the hell, it tastes good.
8. Water and computers do not mix
9. HP Customer support is in INDIA and it sucks
10. HP SUCKS!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

11. DO NOT jump off the lower half of the stairs. Ouch. Doesn't matter how many times you've done it successfully.

12. Sometimes, adrenaline is your friend. Like the time I slipped on a larch patch of ice and learned how to recover with flailing. (Go with the spin, plant your hands on the ice and use the spin to torque yourself back up once your turned around. Don't know if I could do it now.)

[Atrocities]

13. When asked, "Why did you do it?" Answer with "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Guilty. Very guilty. Even before I went a little nuts I was impulsive. In fact...I havn't changed a bit!

Did I scare anyone, huh huh? Did I?

[Slynky]

14. If you pour half a glass of milk for your child, they will need more in the middle of the meal but if you fill it up, half a glass will be left at the end of the meal.

15. Children are emotional sponges.

16. The probability of an event happening is inversely proportional to its desirability (you can bank on this one).

[cazadorm]

17. Someone telling you "Don't ever try that" will make you try it.