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July 23rd, 2008, 01:32 AM
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The joke thread
This is a attempt to start a in game joke thread. I have thought about what to allow or not. This is my conclusion, jokes about the game, or races are ok. Till convinced otherwise this will be my decision... Thanks for your cooperation. Have fun and be funny... 
Iv'e changed my posts to reflect this, I ask the other posters to change or delete theirs...
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July 23rd, 2008, 02:43 AM
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Re: The joke thread
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to play but they haven't started...
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July 23rd, 2008, 03:14 AM
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Re: The joke thread
You go first, me follows ^^
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July 23rd, 2008, 03:34 AM
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Re: The joke thread
Hmm. A joke thread with no jokes. Seems like a joke to me.
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July 23rd, 2008, 04:00 AM
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Re: The joke thread
----------- A FAIRY TALE -----------
One day, a long time ago there was a Dominions player who wasn't nerdy or obsessive.
But it was a very very long time ago.
And it was only for that one day!
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 There we are, an insult to all of us.
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July 23rd, 2008, 04:15 AM
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Re: The joke thread
how does every joke about *insert minority of choice here* start out?
*swing head, look both ways*
my fave racist joke.
since in sociology we love to talk about racism without racists, i'm going to be a racist without racism.
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July 23rd, 2008, 02:33 PM
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Re: The joke thread
Quote:
Gandalf Parker said:
Two Jotuns walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have ducked.
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July 23rd, 2008, 04:07 PM
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July 23rd, 2008, 04:08 PM
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Re: The joke thread
I think you have to be in KingMaker to get that one.
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July 23rd, 2008, 05:49 PM
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Re: The joke thread
Hydra hatchling walks into a club...
*SMACK*
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