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View Poll Results: What do those who suck at the teats of the swamp-worms of regula nine, otherwise known as the Domini
Garlak dung, especially when it is worm infested with worms satiated on dog vomit 3 37.50%
Intestines of the jem-hadar rotting in the hot sun after those craven cowards have been run to death while fleeing from Klingon war parties 2 25.00%
The well known pit of abominable stench in the great muck of Tribble Prime I 3 37.50%
Sheliak vomit, after a meal of leech-infested dirt 0 0%
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Old September 16th, 2004, 12:12 PM

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The Klingon High command has ordered its Warrior Analysis teams to address a matter that has piqued the curiosity of it's members. The genesis of this project ocurred when the Chancellor was hunting on the Great Plains of Qo'Nos with his twelve sons, and one of the Gu'tok beasts they were riding stepped into a steaming pile of garlak dung. Later, the question arose about this incident. The youngest son asked a question that seemed silly to the Chancellor at the time: 'Chancellor, do the parasites on the rump of the galaxy known as the Dominion smell more like garlak dung or dogwolf vomit?'

The Chancellor laughed, and then ordered his ten year-old son to go off into the wilderness on his own to survive for two weeks as punishment for wasting his breath mentioning those-who-are-better-known-as-chihuahua-sucklings.

But then, he got to thinking. This might be an interesting question to answer, for, in the future when the chihuahua-sucklings are ground beneath the unstoppable might of the Klingon empire, Klingon scientists would want to know how to best put up with the stench that follows the sucklings at every turn. Hence, a study was commissioned.

Part of this study is to take into account the beliefs of other races. Therefore, the Klingon High command has decided to present this sub-space poll.

The question is this: What do those who suck at the teats of the swamp-worms of regula nine, otherwise known as the Dominion - spits on ground - smell like?

A. Garlak dung, especially when it is worm infested with worms satiated on dog vomit
B. Rotted intestines of the jem-hadar after they have been run to death while fleeing from Klingon war parties
C. The well known pit of abominable stench in the great muck of Tribble Prime I
D. Sheliak vomit, after a meal of leech-infested dirt
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Old September 16th, 2004, 01:22 PM

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The Breen have cast their vote.
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Ah, truly the Breen are a well-spoken race!
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The Kazon have cast their vote, too. Then i guess our vote only counts half We need to grow...in order to make the borg pay...
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And a fine choice the Kazon people have made!
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