Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:

[Atrocities]

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Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:

1. On turn one your entire population riots.
2. You click "start game" and the "YOU LOOSE" ending comes up.
3. You build a huge fleet and when you need to move it, you discover that you forgot to add engines to your designs.
4. Your ships set off your own mine fields.
5. Your Weapon Platforms accidently destroy one of your own ships.
6. The AI Ministers fire you!
7. Your population space themselves rather than be lead by you.
8. Your planets name is Dumbass
9. You name your first ship after Goofy
10. You scrap all of your facilites because they are taking up too much room at the start of the game.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

11. Your empire is conquered and mass celebrations take place.

[Atrocities]

12. Your AI Ministers all resign.

[Kamog]

13. You build your first star destroyer and it immediately blows up your home system.
14. When your ships get into combat, they immediately switch allegiance to the enemy's side even though the enemy doesn't have boarding parties nor allegience subverters.
15. Every single turn, one or more of your planets declare independence.
16. Your ship ministers deliberately fly your ships into damaging stoms and black holes.
17. The ship design minister puts three self-destruct devices on every ship.
18. You only put DUC I's on your ships in a game with high-technology start.
19. You take emotionless trait and 150% happiness for your race.

[Atrocities]

20. You choose Neutral as a racial trait.
21. You choose 5000 racial points but only use 2000
22. You name your race the "Pee Wee Fun House"
23. Your frieds incourage you to play. (Think about it)
24. You refer to Space Empires IV as Space Empires Eye Vee.
25. When you enounter a new race, you surrender.

[Captain Kwok]

26. You lose to Atrocities.

[Starhawk]

27: You list 26 after 26 has already been listed (sorry couldn't resist 0
28. You entire navy consists of fighters, no carriers no capital ships, just fighters.
29. You decide to test a starkiller weapon in your home system to see what happens.
30. Your people celebrate when the AI ministers put a bullet in your head.
31. Your ships hail you right out of space dock and go "Hey UP YOURS" before promptly firing a broadside into your pallace.
32. You actually USE AI ministers.
33. The biggest ship you build is a rowboat and worse still you actually launch it into space with a crew....but you forgot that pesk vaccum thingy and don't give your crew spacesuits. (very messy).
34. The name of your empire is "Suck it" (seen it done)

[Starhawk]

OOOOH.
41. You marry a Ketchup heiress for political funding hehehe. (sorry sorry it's just something that came to my thoughts for some reason)

[sachmo]

42. You're me.

[Renegade 13]

68. You give your entire empire to the enemy, simply "because they looked so cute and helpless".
69. The Phong enjoy eating your people for dinner, and you invite their ambassador (plus a few of his "personal guards" (aka, chefs specializing in preparing humans for dinner)) to dine with you, alone, in your private dining hall.
70. When neutron bombs are dropped on your homeworld, you order your ships to NOT attack, simply because you like the sizzling sound made when your people are vaporized.