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Old November 2nd, 2002, 02:46 AM
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NOW AVAILABLE! THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL LURKER REPORT!!

This is mlmbd reporting from the Infamous "Land of LURK"!

FLASH: CHECK OUT THE NEW, JUST RELEASED, COMMEMORATIVE SPACE EMPIRES IV GOLD DIGITAL ART PRINT. TWO SIZES AVAILABLE. IT IS SWEET!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO SHRAPNEL ON THE $500,000 mark in internet sales, of SEIV Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who would have thought, "SEIV Art Work", an internet MILESTONE of $500,000 in sales of SEIV Gold, "Spider Man" and "MY REPORT". All on the same day!! I couldn't want for better company!!!

We now return you to your regularly secluded report:

It is vast, seemingly limitless, this area known only as the "Land of Lurk". One might get the feeling or impression that you are "TOTALLY ALONE". YOU ARE NOT!

There are, outcasts from everywhere here. The majority I would say, are the harmless variety. A collection of UN-WANTED, UN-CARED for, UN-NOTICED, by the mainstream, "MISUNDERSTOOD GEEKS". Of all ages, shapes, sizes and colors! Some of these, not all, are the the "HARMFULL VARIETY". They are obsessed with getting the individual or individuals responsible for their Excile here! Yet others, the "Ultimate Jerk" types. Different kinds of "Jerks", but "Ultimate" Jerks none the less. Next the everyday run of the mill "Jerks". No where close to the "Ultimate Jerk" class. But give them time, most of them are new to this! And to the Last group, that make up my new homeland, a group that is "totally oblivious", to the fact or circumstances of their being here. They by far the MOST troubling!! Must keep a close eye on them.

Now, what I have noticed MOST since my arrival here. Is there are an UNTOLD number of Users from where I CAME FROM, that belong here. Cocky, arrogant know it alls, that belong to the "ULTIMATE JERK" group here. PRESPECTIVE, Never having this one before! It is very, very odd indeed this "NEW PRESPECTIVE" I have been given. I will treasure it, believe me!

I do not want to start rambling, so I will end this here!

I have U/L some animated Avatars for your use, or amusement. Please ENJOY them, either way!!

I will include more Avatars, ship designs, animations with each future report.

So, for NOW, this is "mlmbd" signing off from "the Land of Lurk". I "THANK YOU" And I bid you WELL!!
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Old November 1st, 2002, 07:21 PM

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Hey GUTB where did you go...???

He is still driving his mighty armada at 3 miles per month along the interstellar highway bypass and will be arriving shortly
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Old November 1st, 2002, 07:36 PM
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That's one strange report... Interesting to say the least...
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They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
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Old November 2nd, 2002, 05:04 AM

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I don't know what to say about that...

[ June 13, 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: General Talashar ]
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Old November 2nd, 2002, 05:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hadrian Tyrael S. Aventine:
Wtf......
That's a good way of putting it as well...
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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Old November 2nd, 2002, 07:37 AM

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Rereads report twice and still ...

Must be a full moon.

Lol!
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