Just when you thought it was safe to go back...

Starhawk · #1 December 18th, 2004, 08:40 PM

To the Restaurant...warning the following is NOT for the feint of heart or weak of stomach. (especially the later).

This Irish girl I keep in touch with via e-mail just found out that a local restaurant she visited once or twice a week hired a chronic masturbator....unfortunately it was the head chef and he did it into the food he prepaired, ALL of the food he prepared.

As she put it he was caught "wanking into his food"!

I nearly puked when I first read that but for some reason I also found the urge to post to post it somewhere, don't ask me why.

I don't know if she's sueing but I sure as heck would!

Aiken · #2 December 18th, 2004, 11:07 PM

What a weird stories you read!
If I were a victim of such incident, I'd castrate this bastard and there is an end to it.

Renegade 13 · #3 December 19th, 2004, 02:41 AM

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aiken said:
What a weird stories you read!
If I were a victim of such incident, I'd castrate this bastard and there is an end to it.

I'd do the same thing.

Baron Munchausen · #4 December 18th, 2004, 11:25 PM

ALL of the food he prepared? Do you know how many meals a chef at a successful restaurant needs to prepare every day? Either this restaurant is very slow, in which case I wonder how it made enough money to pay him a decent wage, or this guy is legendary pornstar material.

Arkcon · #5 December 18th, 2004, 11:42 PM

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Baron Munchausen said:
ALL of the food he prepared? Do you know how many meals a chef at a successful restaurant needs to prepare every day? Either this restaurant is very slow, in which case I wonder how it made enough money to pay him a decent wage, or this guy is legendary pornstar material.

Yeah, I heard a similar story on FARK.com. Its where I get all my news these days. A chef was adding to the custard in that most unpleasant way.

Eating out is always based on trust. Quality of ingredients, proper preparation, no adulteration by waiter, etc. But then, the same applies to the supermarket -- I worked there during high school, and could tell you some unpleasant stories.

I'm always very polite to the waiter and maiter'd. If there's a problem, I can descretely let them know -- after I've paid.

Too many people cop the 'tude that they're in some way superior to the food service workers. And lord over them like some medival tyrant. Pretty low class behavior if you ask me.

Baron Munchausen · #6 December 19th, 2004, 12:11 AM

You seem to have completely missed the point of my post. Why did you bother to quote it? You should have replied directly to the original post.

Atrocities · #7 December 19th, 2004, 12:18 AM

Give a new meaning to the word Wanker huh. Here in the states the best we get is snot and the occational pee filled soup of the day.

Oh ya, if you have not seen Blade 3 yet, its not bad. There is a line in the movie that made me laugh so hard I nearly wankered in my shorts.

J/K, but it was damn funny.

Umm, how to post without violating the rules.......

Ok, Reverse the letters second and Last words.

"You kcoc juggling thunder tnuc!

Very funny one liners in this movie.

Arkcon · #8 December 19th, 2004, 12:48 PM

Baron Munchausen said:
"You seem to have completely missed the point of my post. Why did you bother to quote it? You should have replied directly to the original post."

I was gonna link to the Fark discussion, but the mods over there appear to have purged the story. As I recall, the people over there had the same opinion as you ... how could he produce the volume implied, therefore story is a probable hoax.

And don't mind the random off topic rambling of mine tacked on, I'm just trying to open the discussion.

To generate a further tangent: is it just me, or is the new board's quote function just a little bit unwieldly? I don't want to restart the "old Boards, new Boards discussion", but the box drawn mass of wasted white space. I took out the QUOTE block, but left the "said:" and bold and italics in. Is that a better way to highlight your thoughts, give credit where it was due, and not make the responce take up too much screen real estate?

Fyron · #9 December 19th, 2004, 05:20 PM

You could put quotation marks around the quoted text, as any sort of standard written form uses...

Starhawk · #10 December 19th, 2004, 06:35 PM

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Arkcon said:
Baron Munchausen said:
"You seem to have completely missed the point of my post. Why did you bother to quote it? You should have replied directly to the original post."

I was gonna link to the Fark discussion, but the mods over there appear to have purged the story. As I recall, the people over there had the same opinion as you ... how could he produce the volume implied, therefore story is a probable hoax.

And don't mind the random off topic rambling of mine tacked on, I'm just trying to open the discussion.

To generate a further tangent: is it just me, or is the new board's quote function just a little bit unwieldly? I don't want to restart the "old Boards, new Boards discussion", but the box drawn mass of wasted white space. I took out the QUOTE block, but left the "said:" and bold and italics in. Is that a better way to highlight your thoughts, give credit where it was due, and not make the responce take up too much screen real estate?

Depending on how many dishes he ahem pleasured himself too LOL He would be able to produc quite enough, considering the fact that he probobly wasn' getting any sex I'm sure he had a surplus