The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

With names like Universal Intability, Warp Core Breach, Hyperspace Rift, and such.....

Btw, how are you coming on Redesign/HyperMod?

[NullAshton]

Good. I got the theoretical techs completed.

What about the name Predictably Damaged?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Ooh Ooh mesa liken thet name!

Certain Suicide
Bridge Crew Insanity
Friendly Fire
Old Soviet Nuclear Power Station
Nuclear Waste Landfill
Dirty Bomb
Decoy
Shoot Here
Martha Stewart
Homing Beacon (you know, for seekers)
IRS

[NullAshton]

Osama Bin Laden

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

GW Bush Sr
GW Bush Jr

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Methinks, the B&G has died out..... they haven't posted there in a looooong time.

[NullAshton]

Maybe. I hope not!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Why not? Then we can take them on easily.

[NullAshton]

But there's not as much blam.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Oh, suuure..... you just gotta blam them FOR them.

Fictional scene:

The Heavy Armor Divisions, escorted by NA's Origami troops, move through a street nearby. One of the B&G'S military offshoot bases lies in ruins. Woundwort was caught in the blast. Wounded, but not severely so, he lifts himself up from the wreckage and grabs an intact submachinegun lying nearby.

Strategia, overviewing the wreckage, spots Woundwort lifting his weapon. In response, he grabs the heavy machine gun slugn over his back and points it in Woundwort's direction.[/i]

"Well Woundwort? Looks like you're losing....."

"We're going along just fine, thank you."

"I think not. The Hut military is approaching the B&G. The remnants of your military and what's left of your patrons is preparing for a last stand there. My Artillery divisions will flatten the place in half an hour."

"You're lying. Barry'll eat all your troops."

"Barry is dead, Woundwort. The Mechanized Infantry divisions dispatched him hours ago. His corpse has already been dumped into the Pacific."

"The velociraptors will kill your tank crews."

"They're all gone too. Now, time to die."

Woundwort reacts quickly. He open up with the submachinegun and sprays Strategia's general area with bullets. Strategia ducks for cover behind a piece of building debris.

Strategia lifts up the heavy machine gun and aims it at Woundwort, who reacts with another burst of fire. When he stops to reload, Strategia opens up with the heavy weapon.

Loud explosions in rapid succession tear through the air. High-caliber bullets fly towards Woundwort. The former second-in-command of the B&G forces gets hit over twenty times. In the end, he falls down.

He is most definitely dead.

See? Enough blam.