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		There once was a Van from Nantucket.. ok ok.   
Only clean ones....
 
There once was a mage from Ermor 
Who brought countless undead to war 
Though his foe had no sword 
He took control of the horde 
And now Ermor is no more
 
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		one more 
 
 
An Aboleth from R'yleh was commanded 
To abduct an earthling when landed 
But at the congressional nave 
He found no mind to enslave 
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		There once was a cocky guy 
thought Pangaea would be fun to try 
He amassed quite a force 
and marched them all forth 
but half stealthed and watched the rest die 
 
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		I've done that. More than once, sad to say... 
 
There once was a Jotun from Utgard 
who was no friend of sages or bards 
Heroically stupid, he encountered his cupid,  
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		I had all the mercs I could hire 
And an army for supporting fire 
for an early score 
I charged into war 
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		When I was, 
A Young Van, 
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		Would that last one be a haiku? There is a haiku thread, and a thread for poetry (for the more serious stuff). 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		Thinking of limmericks, it's quite difficult to find words that rhyme with "Ulm". 
 
Ritter Helmuth Schlessick von Ulm 
preferred infantry schturm. 
When footsoldier dies 
instead of noble knights, 
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