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December 24th, 2002, 02:33 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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quote: how come the Professor could turn a coconut into a radio, but he couldn't patch a hole in the boat?
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If you were stuck on a tropical island with Mary Anne and Ginger, would you fix the boat? LOL Good One!!!!
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December 24th, 2002, 04:32 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
Did a flying saucer really crash in Roswell?
What really happened with the Philadelphia Experiment?
Are there aliens living on Earth, disguised as humans?
How is fleet experience determined?
Why do we have dreams?
Are there really abominable snowmen up in the Himalayas?
Why do some people pay so much money for modern art?
Do clams ever get bored, and how can you tell?
How many shades of green are there?
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December 24th, 2002, 04:52 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
If you farted and belched at the same time, would you implode?
If you were driving a car at the speed of light, and turned on the headlights, what would happen?
Why do women go to public restrooms only in Groups?
The truth is out there....
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December 24th, 2002, 08:43 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
How do we know abominable snowman are really abominable? Maybe they're actually quite nice and friendly, once you get past all the fur.
What happens when you put a humidifier and a de-humidifier in a room?
How did Macgyver end up as a leader on Stargate, yet he never comes up with the solutions in any episode? The man could CREATE a stargate with bubblegum, paperclips, some string and a battery...now he has the highest tech equipment and unlimited funding but he's a complete idiot.
If you pour spot-remover on a dog, will he disappear?
Can pop rocks and soda be combined to create some super weapon?
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December 24th, 2002, 04:17 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
Where is the Man in the Moon?
And, who is he?
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December 24th, 2002, 04:31 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
Why do they put locks on stores open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?
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December 24th, 2002, 07:12 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
Why do they put instructions in braille at drive-thru's?!?!?!? 
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December 24th, 2002, 10:44 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
Quote:
Originally posted by Kamog:
How many shades of green are there?
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42.
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Originally posted by Dralasite:
Why do they put locks on stores open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?
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The locks come standard on the doors. And, stores do close sometimes for one reason or another, so it is good to be able to lock the doors when necessary.
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December 24th, 2002, 11:38 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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December 25th, 2002, 12:40 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
Because it took him that long just to figure out those two questions. 
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