Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Right, thanks for pointing that out Mr Erax, please reward yourself by taking a hot and soapy shower with our resident Gisella Bundchen clone...

OK chaps, end of the episode, the grand finale was the fight with the lizard queen. The girls have a new controller in their city, the harem lasses are currently resident on TSSS Phong's Head and will be sent back after a suitable amount of molestation.

We have Mr S'Katchoo's brain back in place, albeit he now is acting like a really bad 1950's zombie with a craving for flesh - almost better than his disco dancing and feyness... we can remedy that as a sub-plot in the next episode.

The damn klingons never did turn up but at least we managed to get rid of those damn Deadstar probes....

Cue shot of bridge crew looking happy and contented, cue themesong, and still picutres of Captain Jean Luc and Dogscoff in their armour looking mean, S'Katchoo craving brains, the hillbillies in sickbay, Jean Luc striking a pose, the away team slaughtering the nasty women things, Jean Luc looking heroic, the harem girls, Taz meeting Mrs Taz, Erax and Kamog tinkering, more pictures of Jean Luc and then a long final shot of a green skinned dancing girl (how did that get there?)

Right, what is the next episode then?

[Suicide Junkie]

Perhaps it is time for some Shore Leave?

[Erax]

Oooo, good choice !

Now if you'll all excuse me, I've been assigned maintenance duty on a Giselle clone. Captain's orders.

See you next episode...

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Chief Engineer Erax:
"Owww... what happened ? Where am I ?"

"Braaains... more braaains..."

"Great... I'm in a B-movie."

PS : Captain, the harem girls were beamed up to the Phong some time ago.

No not yet, we havn't got a series finished yet, after that comes the B-movie that screws up any continuity we ever had

EDIT: I have no idea who Gisella whats her name is so after searching i found out erax's in the shower with. I'm glad it's you and not me (she's ok, just not my type) I think i'll stick to my Otep Shamaya and Talena Atfield Clones

[ June 23, 2003, 19:16: Message edited by: Senator Raging Deadstar ]

[mac5732]

The wizen older gentleman down in the fortress of Fartpoint walks into his den after a hard day of trying to control the known universe... he sits down in his favorite recliner, orders his usual bacon, eggs, hash brown, rye toast and of course his normal brewski, picks up his clicker, points at his 85" big screen and tunes in to his favorite soap opera.. The continuing escapades of the TSS Phongs Head.... now lets see what the crew is up to now... he chuckles to himself........

[dogscoff]

For the next episode, we will be following S_J's suggestion from a few Posts back.
And no, that's not a typo in the title- as usual the interpretation is entirely up to you...

[ June 24, 2003, 08:32: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Growltigger]

Cue opening shots and credits for Bar Trek, pictures of the ship zooming around the galaxy etc

Captain Slog Stardate 08.34 GMT and I have just won £390 on a £5 betting for Karlovic to beat Hewitt at Wimbledon. I will be insufferably smug all day I feel.

It has been a stressful time aboard the TSSS Phong's Head. We have had to deal with our poor science officer losing his brain, and then having it restored and turning into a flesh eating zombie. I have signalled Starfleet to send me a fully qualified voodoo specialist in order to sort this out, but in the meantime, S'Katchoo is locked firmly in the brig.

Mr Power Man has done a cracking job clearing the Phong's Head of deadstar probes. We are now free and clear but it has all been stressful for the crew.

The away team are suffering post traumatic stress as well from the rigours of our away mission and even the bevy of willing and lovely beauties in the hold cannot cheers us up. We are also desparately low on booze, the only thing we seem to have left are bottles of Smirmoff Ice and some Watneys Red Barrel, and the chaps are reduced to drinking turbo shandys for their sins....

On a personal note, only the joyful and happy sounds of Mr Erax in the shower enjoying a soapy wash with a Gisella Bundchen clone are keeping my end up.

I have decided that we need R&R. There is a rather pleasant planet not far from here, very earth like and looking idyllic. A week there on the beach should be just the thing to cheer up the crew.

Mr Power Man, set your course to that nice looking planet, warp 8, make it so..

A few hours later, the Phong's Head orbits the rather pretty M class planet.

Mr Power Man, the crew will enjoy some R&R by rotation, naturally, all senior officers get first bash down there to, ahem, check out the local terrain and make sure it is safe for the rest of you. You get to go down in a week.

Tranporter room, beam me down to that idyllic looking tropical beach, beam down the harem of lovelies as well and make sure they have got their skimpy string bikini's on. Oh, and beam down some suncream oil, a large loofer and a deckchair.

Strange, but I dont know why I am constantly thinking of PVC wet look underwear?

[ June 24, 2003, 08:52: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat:
David Gervais, hey, that is me! now if I only knew how to change my avatar, I could use it!

simple,..

1) Right-click on the avatar pic below and select 'copy shortcut'

2) go to your profile and view/update it.

3) Click on the 'Select a different avatar image' link.

4) In the window that pops, change the 'Use custom URL' to your new one. (delete the current url and with the cursor in the blank frame press Ctrl-v to paste the new URL

5) Press the 'Set URL' button then press the 'Select this Avatar' button below your avatar pic in the top left of the window.

6) Update your profile.

Voila!

Cheers!

[ June 26, 2003, 15:17: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

[Gryphin]

Isn't Staff Sleet sending you Buffy clones to fight zombees?

[Growltigger]

Starfleet sending us Buffy clones to fight Mr S'Katchoo? really? oh wow, and will there be some Willow clones as well and that clones of that sassy brunette too?

oh joy, this really is going to be "sore leave"