For Primitive: (Dragon*Con)

[Timstone]

geoschmo said:

It's really not that remarkable. Many people enjoy the feeling they get from being admired by others. Some almost crave the attention, and it can be a form of obssesive behavior itself. You and I just can't truly relate to the experience of being viewed in such a manner, since we don't have the physical attributes that are neccesary to attract such admiration.

Hmm... I can recognise myself in that...
What can I say? I just know myself very well.

[Kamog]

The catwoman looks good!

[Raging Deadstar]

Timstone said:
Hmm... I can recognise myself in that...
What can I say? I just know myself very well.

Either you're admitting that you like attention or you actually have the "physical attributes that are neccesary to attract such admiration."

[Timstone]

Raging Deadstar said:

Either you're admitting that you like attention or you actually have the "physical attributes that are neccesary to attract such admiration."

Well, what do you think, my friend? Both of course.
Just take a look at me and you'll instantly transform in a homosexual beast and go around and chase me all night long. I've been known to have that effect on both sexes... hahaha...
And of course I like the attention, it really makes me feel in control. I'm a control freak you know.

Hmm... it suddenly occurs to me that you know an awful lot about the true me now. I must plan to have an assasin shadowing you all.

[Raging Deadstar]

Timstone said:
Hmm... it suddenly occurs to me that you know an awful lot about the true me now. I must plan to have an assasin shadowing you all.

I Must Plan to have an Assasin shadow the Assasin shadowing me

[Alneyan]

Simply shadow the Assassin yourself, dear Deadstar. As the Assassin attempts to shadow yourself, she will have to remain concealed from your eyes, which will not be an easy task if you are shadowing her yourself.

Since no Assassin can perform well while being stralled, you will be perfectly safe, so long as you do not break this life circle. Should you falter in your shadowing efforts, consider your life forfeit by these simple rules of logic.

If the Assassin does not realise you can be now be killed (after a few days of unlimited tedium shadowing someone shadowing you, your mind can be a bit sleepy), your duty, as a honourable denizen of the Cantina, is to report this situation with all haste to the shadowing Assassin. We cannot suffer such failures in the behaviour of our Assassins.

[Raging Deadstar]

Alneyan said:
Simply shadow the Assassin yourself, dear Deadstar. As the Assassin attempts to shadow yourself, she will have to remain concealed from your eyes, which will not be an easy task if you are shadowing her yourself.

Since no Assassin can perform well while being stralled, you will be perfectly safe, so long as you do not break this life circle. Should you falter in your shadowing efforts, consider your life forfeit by these simple rules of logic.

If the Assassin does not realise you can be now be killed (after a few days of unlimited tedium shadowing someone shadowing you, your mind can be a bit sleepy), your duty, as a honourable denizen of the Cantina, is to report this situation with all haste to the shadowing Assassin. We cannot suffer such failures in the behaviour of our Assassins.

Alneyan, You refer to this Assasin as female and as yours. I Do hope my fellow schemer and Expert in the realm of "Information and Truth" would not be trying to remove myself from the picture. I agree however, I will not accept failiure in the realms of Assasination, unless against me, I'm more than willing to allow Assasins of the world to fail against me so that they keep things in perspective and prevent ego-inflation, which is hazardous to an Assasins wellbeing, I have heard that many cases of Death are actually Terminal.

As a Humble Denizen of the Cantina any Assasin Shadowing me will have treats instore from this Red Hot Poker Cannon that GT left behind when he began his peaceful ways.

[Alneyan]

The "ours" was merely a manner of speaking. Our little association does have such Assassins, hence the use of the possessive pronoun "ours". I do not have one Assassin at my disposal however, did not contract this Assassin I never heard of, and cannot possibly know that this Assassin (whose very existence remains a mystery to me) is female, let alone that she was available for employment. As such, I could not ask your head to this Assassin I have no knowledge of, even if I had wanted to (perish the thought!).

Alas, there can be no such rule to the standard guideline of Assassins, and so you will be no exception to the cold blade of these lethal killers unbeknowst to me. However, I could likely rescind this order I never gave; to do so, you but have to manage to find the adress of the lovely person displayed in Slynky's first teaser. Once you have done so, I will gladly remove any non-existant contract from your head.

The Tiger can never begin acting in a serene manner, unlike my peaceloving self. I will grant you that he did mention chastity belts and the like, but why should such... erh... devices regarded as being "peaceful"? To the best of my knowledge, the Tiger did not even hinted at what purposes he had in mind. As such, I discard any such thing as a Tiger being peaceful; at best, it is hearsay, and at worst a full-blown conspiracy to tarnish his name.

Edit: Obviously, the moment I post my query, I manage to get the answer on Google at long Last. Tsk. (For the curious reader, this side note was about Liddy and the Watergate, as Geo mentioned both one hundred Posts below)

[Slynky]

Well, if a "death" sort of look is to your liking...

[Slynky]

Well, this is the end of the show. Hope you enjoyed it.