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Old January 5th, 2005, 03:01 PM
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To pick up your Key baord, turn it over and shake it vigerously to see what falls out. You might be surprised.

To go a day without logging onto the internet or sitting down at your computer. To make this a worthy dare, do it on a day when your snowed in and there is nothing on TV to watch.

To send the UN a bill for services rendered. (See if they pay it.)

Tell that dumb *** Donald T that he's fired. (You know who he reminds me of... That creature that Luke Skywalker met in the bar in Star Wars, you know the one that says "I am wanted in 3 systems." My respond to that would have been, "no doubt because of how ugly you are."

Buy a second copy of SEIV just for fun.

The next time your pulled over, ask the cop if you can donate to the Policemans Ball or other charity events. Lets see if he responds by saying something stupid like "Policemen do not have balls." - True story, a lady I work with read showed us a story in Readers Digest about just such a thing happening.

Go to a car lot and send the day buying a car and at the Last moment, after wasting the salesman day, walk out without signing. LOL -- evil yes, but it is most gratafying in a devious way.

Watch Rossi O'Donald reruns. - would rather eat a pile of decaying magot crap.

follow the direction on your shampoo bottle to the letter. rinse lather repeat, rinse lather repeat, etc

Where the left shoe on the right foot and the right shoe on the left foot.

Go to work in your pajamas

Take up two parking spots at the mall

And finally, take a chance, roll the dice, go to vegas and bet the farm.
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Old January 5th, 2005, 03:06 PM
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Default Re: OT: I Dare You

I've done about two and a half of those
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Old January 5th, 2005, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: OT: I Dare You

The "Go to work in your pj's" is easy enough,.. I work from home LOL

Nothing fell out of my keyboard when I turned it upside down just now. But that is probably due to any 'foreign' matter is sticking to it like barnicals to a ship hull.

..I have a dare,.. next time you have a crap and think it's amazing in any way, take a pic and post it for all to judge. (this will give new meaning to "A Kodak Moment" LOL

Cheers!
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Old January 5th, 2005, 03:53 PM
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Go to work in PJs no prob. I telecommute. One of my sigs says "I used to be able to go to work in my underwear. Now because of those stupid litle golf-ball cameras on the computer I have to go to work in underwear and a tie."

Second copy of SEIV is no problem, I have 3. And room for 1 more. (2 more if it would run on bare linux)

I dare you to read your toothpaste.

I dare you to follow the instructions of the dieticians and ettiquete experts. Instead of chewing 4 times and swallowing with something else already on its way to your mouth.. Try chewing it up completely and swallowing, THEN reaching for more food or drink.

Practice looking women in the eye. Do it the next time you are watching your favorite TV show.

Try to think of something that you never show appreciation for because its always done without you noticing. Something you would shout like crazy if it DIDNT get done. Tell that person thank you.
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Old January 5th, 2005, 06:47 PM
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Default Re: OT: I Dare You

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David E. Gervais said:I have a dare,.. next time you have a crap and think it's amazing in any way, take a pic and post it for all to judge. (this will give new meaning to "A Kodak Moment" LOL

Cheers!
I think I can supply a photo for that. Seems my wife didn't beleive I could make an "island" so I had to give her some photographic evidence (to shut her up).
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There is already a dedicated site for this. So, don't post it here.

http://Ratemypoo.com

Courtesy of Rotten.com, of course.
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Old January 5th, 2005, 11:16 PM
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All I got were crumbs and more hairs than I would have expected. I think it's State Troopers that don't have balls. Police do.
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Wow, for a second there I thought you were talking about your crap!

Then I realized it was the keyboard
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Old January 6th, 2005, 03:24 AM
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Hmm, well perhaps if I had such a state of mind I may have realised how my statement appeared. Unfortunately for me I do not think in such terms
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LOL the only thing I've ever dared anyone to do is in Kung Fu dared a guy to walk up to a an attractive girl that was in our class and say
"Have you seen my spear?" well he did it and without missing a beat she replied:

"Maybe if it wasn't so small you wouldn't have lost it"

I was laughing my butt off, and that reinforced my beleif in never doing what I'm dared
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