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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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The Last time you went out into public, wearing yellow, people attempted to hail you.
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January 20th, 2005, 04:47 PM
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The Last time you went out into public, wearing yellow, people attempted to hail you.
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One of the largest taxicab companies in the US is Yellow Cab; they paint their taxis bright yellow. To flag down a cab so it will pick you up, you "hail" it.
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January 20th, 2005, 05:33 PM
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Oooh, I see.
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January 20th, 2005, 05:57 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You pull apart Ringworlds to use them as toilet paper 
You scratch your nail across a blackboard and everyone within 100 lightyears dies of the shockwave, and everyone within 1000 lightyears is deaf instantly
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January 20th, 2005, 06:26 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Somebody has to say it:
When you sit around your empire, you really sit around your empire.
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January 20th, 2005, 11:39 PM
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January 20th, 2005, 11:43 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
The Space Food Empires universe no longer exists.
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January 21st, 2005, 04:23 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You breathe deeply and crush the entire Greater Magellanic Cloud to death against the Great Wall. (Not the one in China, I explained it b4 in the SEV: What's on your Wish List thread. Look it up there.
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January 21st, 2005, 10:02 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
People start to classify you as a black hole.
Your homeworld is a sphere world, and is full with only 1 billion people living on it.
Every time you try to go through a warppoint, you won't fit.
You try to eat the organic ships.
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