You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:

[Azselendor]

You might be a fat emperor if...

When you move into your palace, they have to knock down 2rd's of the building first.

You stared in Gulliver's travels prior to becoming an emperor

If you were the inspiration behind sphereworlds

That when you die, a black hole is formed.

[Atrocities]

Buffet places call their banruptcy lawyers when they see you coming.
If you "fit" into the female love making catagory of "No F***ing Way!"
The last time someone pulled your finger a billion people died.
You must sleep standing up our of fear that if you laid down your subjects would cable you to the ground and let you starve to death.
If you are your own battle moon, and the planet killing beam is little more than you taking a leak and attempting to hit a planet.
If you have ever heard your mother say "Next time lift the rings will you!" after firing your battle moons anti planet yellow beam weapon.

[Azselendor]

If you've ever formed your own nebulaes from eating too many beans
If several civilizations own their creation to your digestive track.
If Klingons have moved to Uranus

[Atrocities]

ROFLMAO - Klingons... They have conqured Uranus, and are now have a foot hold on your Pluto's. (I mean the two tiny microscopic right and left moons of Pluto.)

[PvK]

If you always win Space Food Empires...