I Want My Money Back!!!!

[Raging Deadstar]

If I've been a Human Lab Rat for SEIV there is only thing I can say...

Give me my hamster wheel, a cage and a copy of SEV, Let the testing commence

[Caduceus]

Actually, you are all in a Phase II clinical trial of SEIVAU (Trade name - Space Empires Four Gold). Once we have determined that no ill effects are found with normal healthy subjects, we can move on to a double-blinded clinical trial in the target population.

Thank you for your compliance.

Please end your turn and start the next.

[rdouglass]

Renegade 13 said:
Well you see AT, there's only one flaw with your logic. You see, when you bought the game, there had been no human testing of the possible effects the game may or may not have on those of us unfortunate enough to become addicted.

I think Shrapnel knew about it all along and they have evidence to that buried somewhere in some 5 year old memo archived in someone's email. I think that might be grounds for a 'class action' suit.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Raging Deadstar said:
If I've been a Human Lab Rat for SEIV there is only thing I can say...

Give me my hamster wheel, a cage and a copy of SEV, Let the testing commence

And no computer? You'll spend the rest of your miserable life running depressedly around in your hamster wheel and sleeping in your cage, thinking about SEV until the sheer mental stress tears your transdimensional quantum structure apart and we never even knew you existed...

Hmm. I wonder how many Malfador beta testers went that way...?

[zircher]

For those of us that do not have the pulse of the forum, what is the real status on SE V? Is it really close to beta testing or pre-order status?
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TAZ

[Fyron]

Beta testing applications will be collected at the end of March. Beta testing is set to begin on April 1, 2005.

[zircher]

Coolness, I'll have to toss my name in the hat.
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TAZ

[tyrrian]

Where does one get a beta-testing application? Any word on that yet?

[Suicide Junkie]

Mindi put out a call for beta testers about a week and a half ago.
http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/blog/

Unfortunately you missed it:

2/27/2005
Beta Test Call-Closed

As for SE5 beta testing, I'm not sure if that was rolled into the above, but there might be another chance for SE specific testers...

[Atrocities]

I envy the beta testers.