mid_Unlucky game on Gandalfs server (started) - Page 35

jimkehn · #**341** June 8th, 2007, 12:42 PM

I'm a pushover. You'll see.

jimkehn · #**342** June 8th, 2007, 02:08 PM

Woe!
Woe!
Woe!

Armies in disarray!! Chaos and death everywhere one turns. And our god is no where to be found!! Could he really be dead????

All hope is lost!!

(told you I was a pushover!!!) 8^)

vfb · #**343** June 8th, 2007, 07:58 PM

Ha ha ha

Well, you did take out one Ice Devil. And looks like you got to keep at least some of his loot too.

LoloMo · #**344** June 8th, 2007, 10:05 PM

Alp! The Devils are running rampant! The cockroaches have invaded in force! And they have destroyed the walls! Ahhhh.... C'tis is also a pushover!

Abysia, we need to change tactics and do raidings!

jutetrea · #**345** June 8th, 2007, 10:18 PM

I'm still mad at Nief.

Low blow man, low blow.

Saint_Dude · #**346** June 9th, 2007, 07:22 PM

If you really want to test your uber killing machines, I suggest trying them out on the fearsome cockroaches of the West.

LoloMo · #**347** June 10th, 2007, 12:39 PM

Woah, I got pages and pages of attacks! So much gems and slaves burned, can you keep up the pace, Demons of the West?

jimkehn · #**348** June 10th, 2007, 02:40 PM

I think we've entered the World War phase of this game. Everyone at war!!!!

Saint_Dude · #**349** June 11th, 2007, 01:17 AM

Quote:

jutetrea said:
I'm confused about the reference to 90% of my troops, Ry'lehs AI forces were surprisingly/unsurprisingly very annoying so I'm left with 1 army anywhere near your lands.

Turns out that the 1 army that was mentioned was well over 90% of T'ien Ch'i's force. There are now about 800 politicians aggregated around our capital preparing for a siege. We would be very surprised if there is another warrior to be found anywhere else in T'ien Ch'i's vast empire. All their borders are surely undefended as is their capital. Yet the Ostriches of the unlucky world stick their head in the sand and hope the threat will just evaporate.

Even outnumbered 10 to 1, the Giants have some surprises in store for the invading paper pushers. But the ostriches shouldn't get their hopes up too high. In all probability, we will be swept under, and there will be no defense left.

jutetrea · #**350** June 11th, 2007, 02:14 AM

You keed, you keed! I see!

The jolly blue giants seem to be lovers of the tall tale, as are we all. Giant Tale? hmm.

Anyway, there must be some misunderstanding. Our "peace-keeping" force just got misled, we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and are looking for our way. Luckily re-enforcements arrived before we were mistaken for brigands. Unlike the UN, we will try to "keep the peace" very enthusiastically. No harshly worded letters, oh no. Once we find those those litterers we'll give them a hiding they won't soon forget.

Last we looked the west was doing just fine in keeping things tidy. Even now they have their own forces enthusiastically keeping the peace. Although no litter was seen, or outpost will keep a sharp eye out.

In terms of troop strength, I think your scouts have been swilling a bit of mead. Our keepers are starting to get nervous as we can easily see over 300+ troops surrounding their location. Icky undead, smelly shifters, formidable giants, and a big stone - that talks! WTF!

Luckily, there must have been some mistake - we left the bureaucrats home this time.