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[Wookie1977]

Atlantis has decided to SC rush the peaceful nation of Arcoscephale.

So I have a proposal for anyone interested 5000 Gold Coin to anyone who is prepared to help in the battle against Atlantis the aggressor and current top of the leader board.
So you will receive lots of gold and a lions share of Atlantis's provinces, a great deal.

You can PM me or send me a message in game if interested.
You can be sure if he successful in his campaign against me he will soon look to new borders to conquer.

Also as I am sure everyone has worked out already Kamamura is a complete prat and the game would be better off without him anyway.

[Kamamura]

The proud eskimos of Atlantis wish to remind everyone that it is better to side with the victor than with the defeated. Loyal friends will be protected and rewarded with trust and fruitful cooperation, traitors will meet swift justice.

Vae victus!

[Kamamura]

I would also like to remind the Arcoscephale hired thugs that they are threading on ancient Atlantian burial grounds, offending both the restless spirits of our ancestors and justly enraged populace. It's them who are the agressors, and Atlantis is merely conducting a retaliatory, preventive strike to defend its homeland.

[AreaOfEffect]

I would like those who have inherited from the children of fire to know that, as of yet, they are not threatened with retaliation. Their failed attempt to conquer our lands have already enacted my vengeance. I assure you that your pretend god will not recover from those grievous wounds and I have lost nothing but meager chaff.

Peace be on to you and your people... for now.

[Kamamura]

However, I would like to remind Arcoscephale that Atlantis is a nation not only bold and proud, but also merciful to those who deserve it. Should Arcoscephale express some form of humility and willingness to cooperate, instead of displays of stubborn and futile adversity, our nation might grant Arcoscephale the status of a vassal state with many enjoyable privilegies and honors.

If Arcoscephale does not find the strength and nobility to negotiate in a civilized manner, its inevitable bitter end will sadden the compassionate souls of many Atlantians.

[Wookie1977]

Battle of Akhtala Ridge

Honourable Arcoscephale Lead by the prophet Alexander.
Versus the
Deceitful Atlantians lead by the Pretender Ulam Ulam.

Turn One
Stomp,Stomp,Stomp,Splat,Splat,Kasplat,Thud.......

Turn Two
BBQ Eskimo and Ulam Ulam
Yum Yum.........

[Kamamura]

Well, it is true that our brave warriors... overextended themselves a bit :-)

[zenphos]

Does this mean the 5000 gold bounty for Ulam Ulam's head is off?

[Wookie1977]

Yes the bounty is off
much like Ulam Ulams head!!

[gowb]

The giants of the Jotun hills have drank in peace with the men of the Arcosephalian plains, and the aggression of the fish people will not be tolerated! Such a dangerous neighbor cannot be allowed to exist, so for the safety of men and giants, we march on Atlantis!